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Three Men and a Baby poster

1986

Three Men and a Baby script

Three bachelors, architect Peter, cartoonist Michael, and pilot Jack, find their lives upended when a baby named Mary, Jack's daughter, is left on their doorstep. Jack, who is involved in a drug smuggling scheme with his copilot Paul, leaves for a trip, unaware of Mary's arrival or that a package containing drugs is also delivered to their apartment. Peter and Michael struggle comically with the responsibilities of caring for an infant, learning to change diapers, feed, and soothe Mary. Their attempts to manage Mary are complicated by the arrival of drug dealers looking for the package and narcotics agents investigating the smuggling operation, forcing Peter and Michael to hide the drugs in Mary's diapers.

Writer
COLINE SERREAU, JAMES ORR, JAMES CRUICKSHANK
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0094137
Script date
November 1986
123Scenes
10Characters
110Pages
8Dialogue samples

Save the Cat beat sheet

Three Men and a Baby Save the Cat analysis

Three carefree bachelors suddenly find a baby on their doorstep and must grapple with infant care, criminal entanglements over a drug package, and their personal lives.

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Key characters

Peter

Peter is listed as Architect. One of the three roommates, an architect. In the parsed data, Peter is connected to 79 scenes, 100 dialogue lines, 105 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

79 scenes / 100 dialogue lines

Michael

Michael is listed as Cartoonist. One of the three roommates, a cartoonist. In the parsed data, Michael is connected to 73 scenes, 85 dialogue lines, 98 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

73 scenes / 85 dialogue lines

Jack

Jack is listed as Pilot. A ladies' man and pilot who lives in a Manhattan apartment. In the parsed data, Jack is connected to 43 scenes, 87 dialogue lines, 109 text mentions, first appearing around scene 1.

43 scenes / 87 dialogue lines

Mary

Mary is listed as Baby. Jack's daughter left on the doorstep. In the parsed data, Mary is connected to 41 scenes, 5 text mentions, first appearing around scene 11.

41 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Graton

Graton is listed as Narcotics Agent. A narcotics agent investigating the drug smuggling. In the parsed data, Graton is connected to 14 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 9 text mentions, first appearing around scene 73.

14 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Paul

Paul is listed as Copilot. Jack's copilot, involved in a drug smuggling scheme. In the parsed data, Paul is connected to 7 scenes, 19 dialogue lines, 23 text mentions, first appearing around scene 1.

7 scenes / 19 dialogue lines

Sylvia

Sylvia is listed as Mother. Mary's mother. In the parsed data, Sylvia is connected to 6 scenes, 20 dialogue lines, 26 text mentions, first appearing around scene 116.

6 scenes / 20 dialogue lines

Natalie

Natalie is listed as Love Interest. A woman Peter is interested in. In the parsed data, Natalie is connected to 3 scenes, 7 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

3 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Carl

Carl is listed as Rival. Peter's rival for Natalie's affection. In the parsed data, Carl is connected to 3 scenes, 4 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

3 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Mrs. Razzolini

Mrs. Razzolini is listed as Apartment Manager. The apartment building manager. In the parsed data, Mrs. Razzolini is connected to 2 scenes, 2 text mentions, first appearing around scene 17.

2 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. INT. AIRPLANE - DAY

    Jack and Paul fly a chartered plane; Jack flirts with a passenger named Jane while Paul handles a drug-related exchange with a businessman.

    Jack, Paul
  2. 2. INT. NEWARK AIRPORT - PASSENGER TERMINAL - DAY

    Jack and Paul arrive at the airport; Paul is nervous about the drug deal while Jack is distracted by women.

    Jack, Paul, Graton
  3. 3. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    A party at the apartment; Jack and Paul discuss the package delivery; Peter deals with his rival Carl.

    Jack, Paul, Peter, Michael, Natalie, Carl
  4. 4. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Guests leave; Peter and Michael discuss their romantic failures.

    Peter, Michael, Natalie, Carl
  5. 5. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack enters the kitchen to get a snack before his trip.

    Jack, Peter, Michael
  6. 6. INT. APARTMENT - DAWN

    Jack leaves a note for his roommates.

    Jack
  7. 7. EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF APARTMENT - DAWN

    Jack leaves with Maxine.

    Jack
  8. 8. INT. NEWARK AIRPORT - PLANE - DAY

    Jack realizes he forgot to tell his roommates about the package.

    Jack, Paul
  9. 9. INT. ARCHITECTURE OFFICE - DAY

    Peter receives a call from Jack about the package.

    Jack, Peter
  10. 10. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter tries to wake Michael.

    Peter, Michael
  11. 11. INT. APARTMENT HALLWAY - DAY

    Peter and Michael discover a baby on the doorstep.

    Peter, Michael, Mary, Sylvia
  12. 12. INT. SAFEWAY - DAY

    Peter enters the store to buy baby food and struggles with the vast selection.

    Peter
  13. 13. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Michael struggles to care for Mary, who is crying and needs a diaper change.

    Michael, Mary
  14. 14. INT. SAFEWAY - DAY

    Peter asks the store clerk for advice on which baby formula to buy.

    Peter
  15. 15. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Michael tries to calm Mary by singing a lullaby, but she continues to scream.

    Michael, Mary
  16. 16. INT. SAFEWAY - DAY

    Peter is surrounded by women in the store who offer conflicting advice about the baby.

    Peter
  17. 17. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Mrs. Razzolini visits the apartment and holds Mary, while Michael remains anxious.

    Michael, Mary, Mrs. Razzolini
  18. 18. INT. SAFEWAY - DAY

    The argument in the store continues, and Peter slips away.

    Peter
  19. 19. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter returns home, and he and Michael argue about the baby's care.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  20. 20. INT. SAFEWAY - DAY

    Michael rushes to buy diapers and encounters the store clerk again.

    Michael
  21. 21. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Mary is fed, but Peter discovers she has soiled herself.

    Peter, Mary
  22. 22. INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter and Michael struggle to change Mary's diaper on the couch.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  23. 23. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Michael cleans the couch.

    Michael, Mary
  24. 24. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DAY

    Peter wraps Mary in a sweater.

    Peter, Mary
  25. 25. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Michael cleans up the trash.

    Michael
  26. 26. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter prepares the basket.

    Peter
  27. 27. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Michael washes a bottle.

    Michael
  28. 28. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter rocks the basket.

    Peter, Mary
  29. 29. INT. BATHROOM - DAY

    Michael washes clothes.

    Michael
  30. 30. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DAY

    Peter calls Jack's love interest to find Jack.

    Peter
  31. 31. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Peter and Michael drink coffee in silence.

    Peter, Michael
  32. 32. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Mary screams, and the men are bewildered.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  33. 33. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Peter makes a bottle while Michael holds the crying baby.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  34. 34. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Mary drinks her bottle.

    Peter, Mary
  35. 35. INT. KITCHEN - DAY

    Michael washes the bottle.

    Michael
  36. 36. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter discovers Mary is wet again.

    Peter, Mary
  37. 37. INT. BATHROOM - DAY

    Michael rinses a sweater.

    Michael
  38. 38. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter struggles with diapers.

    Peter
  39. 39. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Michael rocks the basket until Mary stops crying.

    Michael, Mary
  40. 40. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Mary sleeps.

    Mary
  41. 41. INT. MICHAEL'S ROOM - DUSK

    Peter and Michael argue about Peter leaving for a date.

    Peter, Michael
  42. 42. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DUSK

    Peter calls Natalie and cancels their date.

    Peter
  43. 43. INT. KITCHEN - EVENING

    Peter and Michael eat in silence.

    Peter, Michael
  44. 44. INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

    Michael changes Mary.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  45. 45. INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

    Peter rocks the basket while Michael sleeps.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  46. 46. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DAY

    Peter lies to Jerry about being sick.

    Peter
  47. 47. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter returns with baby supplies.

    Peter
  48. 48. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DAY

    Peter studies baby care books.

    Peter
  49. 49. INT. MICHAEL'S ROOM - DAY

    Michael calls Mr. Oxman to delay his work.

    Michael, Mary
  50. 50. INT. LIVING ROOM - DUSK

    Peter watches Mary play.

    Peter, Mary
  51. 51. INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

    The men wake up to tend to Mary.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  52. 52. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

    Michael feeds Mary.

    Michael, Mary
  53. 53. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter and Michael wait for Jack to call.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  54. 54. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Two men on a motorcycle and Graton arrive at the building.

    Graton
  55. 56. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Two punks enter the building while Graton watches them and the elevator floor indicator.

    Paul, Graton
  56. 57. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Peter and Michael interact with the two punks who have come for the package, leading to confusion about the baby.

    Peter, Michael
  57. 58. INT. MICHAEL'S ROOM - DAY

    Peter and Michael realize the package they kept contains drugs.

    Peter, Michael
  58. 59. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Peter tries to swap the packages with the punks, but police arrive.

    Peter, Graton
  59. 60. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter and the police return to the apartment; Michael hides the drugs.

    Peter, Michael
  60. 61. INT. SUPERMARKET - DAY

    Michael buys supplies to hide the drugs.

    Michael
  61. 62. EXT. PARK - DAY

    Michael hides the drugs inside a diaper.

    Michael
  62. 63. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Michael returns and changes the baby's diaper.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  63. 64. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Narcotics agents interrogate Peter while he takes a call from Jack.

    Peter, Jack
  64. 65. INT. MICHAEL'S ROOM - DAY

    Michael finishes diapering the baby with the drugs inside.

    Michael, Mary
  65. 66. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Three men watch the building.

  66. 67. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter and Michael discuss their need to leave for work.

    Peter, Michael
  67. 68. INT. BUILDING - DUSK

    Peter and Michael decide to leave the baby in the apartment.

    Peter, Michael
  68. 69. EXT. STREET - DUSK

    The watchers enter the building.

  69. 70. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Peter returns to find the door open.

    Peter
  70. 70. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Peter returns to find the apartment ransacked and Mary missing, but eventually finds her in the bathroom with a note.

    Peter, Mary, Michael
  71. 71. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

    Peter and Michael, exhausted, feed Mary.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  72. 72. INT. PETER'S ROOM - NIGHT

    Michael hides the dope in Mary's diaper and puts her to bed.

    Peter, Michael, Mary
  73. 73. INT. APARTMENT - DAWN

    Narcotics agents arrive with a search warrant.

    Michael, Peter, Graton, Mrs. Razzolini
  74. 74. INT. PETER'S ROOM - DAY

    An agent searches Peter's room and the basket.

    Peter, Mary, Graton
  75. 75. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    The agents leave, and Peter and Michael discuss the situation.

    Peter, Michael, Graton
  76. 76. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Peter is tailed by Graton.

    Peter, Graton
  77. 77. INT. APARTMENT - DAY

    Peter and Michael confirm they are being watched.

    Peter, Michael
  78. 78. EXT. STREET - NIGHTFALL

    A punk threatens Michael to get the dope.

    Michael, Graton
  79. 79. INT. COP CAR - NIGHT

    Graton reports on the suspects.

    Graton
  80. 80. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack calls, and the punks call to set up a meeting.

    Peter, Michael, Jack

Dialogue examples

I'm putting my fate in your hands. If you don't call me, you'll make me the most miserable man on earth. This is no line and I'm not trying to get you into bed. This is something completely different. I love you Jane and if you call me I'll be the happiest man in the entire universe -- this is 'love at first sight.' Out of all these beautiful women I noticed only you, and...

Jack / Scene 1

I need to reach Jack Collins, he's one of your pilots... No, I don't know exactly where he is, but he was supposed to be flying the Miami-Caracas-Rio route... The guy who proposed to you?... Oh, did he?... Well, congratulations. Please... listen to me... you must contact him and tell him he's got to call home immediately. Okay? It's an emergency, a family problem...

Peter / Scene 29

Well, I don't give a damn anyway, I have 24 drawings to hand in to my editor three days from now and I gotta work all night anyway... So it was all for the best. But you better not leave that Maxine's phone number lying around because when I'm done...

Michael / Scene 5

So, I'll take the ten A.M. to three P.M. shift... And I'll take every other night... plus the walk in the park in the afternoon before I go to work... and we split the rent equally... and I'll just be 'one of the guys'... deal?

Sylvia / Scene 123

Listen, I've got a little problem. I'm having a valuable package delivered to me on Sunday, but I'm not going to be home. I've got to do the Hawaii-Tahiti-Australia route, so can I have the package delivered here instead?

Paul / Scene 3

This is no line and I'm not trying to get you into bed. This is something completely different. This is 'love at first sight.' Oh, I'm so happy... Let me go get you a glass of champagne. I'll be right back.

Jack / Scene 3

But the plane's s'posed to take off in half an hour -- They won't have time to replace you. This is serious -- you'll lose your job and you won't be able to pay your share of the apartment anymore... you...

Michael / Scene 121

Don't worry, I'll leave you her phone number on the hall table. If she's really terrific I'll put a big 'X' next to it. 'Bye, guys -- love ya. I won't wake you tomorrow morning. See you in three weeks...

Jack / Scene 5

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