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1. INT. Barbershop - LATE IN THE DAY
Ed and Frank discuss the news while working in the shop.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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2. INT. Ed's House - NIGHT
Ed and Doris entertain Big Dave and Ann for dinner.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane, Big Dave Brewster, Ann Nirdlinger
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3. EXT. Front Porch - NIGHT
Big Dave talks to Ed on the porch about business and Doris.
Ed Crane, Big Dave Brewster
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4. INT. Church - NIGHT
Ed and Doris play bingo at church.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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5. INT. Barbershop - LATE DAY
Creighton Tolliver enters the shop and pitches a dry-cleaning business to Ed.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo, Creighton Tolliver
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6. INT. Bathroom - EVENING
Ed shaves Doris's legs while contemplating the dry-cleaning investment.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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7. INT. Hotel Room - NIGHT
Ed meets Creighton to discuss the investment; Creighton makes a pass at Ed.
Ed Crane, Creighton Tolliver
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8. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed talks to Frank about hair growth while working.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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9. INT. Ed's House - TWILIGHT
Ed helps Doris get ready for a party.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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10. INT. Nirdlinger's Store - NIGHT
Ed attends the Christmas party and is approached by Big Dave.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane, Big Dave Brewster
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11. INT. Big Dave's Office - NIGHT
Big Dave confesses to Ed about his affair and the blackmail note he received from a businessman.
Ed Crane, Big Dave Brewster
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12. INT. Music Department - NIGHT
Ed wanders into the music department and meets Birdy Abundas playing the piano.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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13. INT. Ed's Car - NIGHT
Doris and Ed drive home, Doris complains about Big Dave's money problems.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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14. EXT. Hotel - DAY
Ed watches Big Dave leave the hotel, then retrieves the blackmail money.
Ed Crane, Big Dave Brewster
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15. INT. Hotel Room - DAY
Ed delivers the money to Creighton Tolliver.
Ed Crane, Creighton Tolliver
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16. INT/EXT. Picnic / Barn - DAY
Ed and Doris attend a family reception where Frank participates in a pie-eating contest.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo, Doris Crane
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17. INT. Big Dave's Office - NIGHT
Big Dave confronts Ed about the blackmail, leading to a violent struggle where Big Dave is killed.
Ed Crane, Big Dave Brewster
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18. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed is working when two police officers arrive to inform him that his wife has been arrested.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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19. INT. Prison Meeting Room - DAY
Ed visits Doris in prison; she confesses to helping Big Dave cook the books.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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20. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Frank insists on paying for a lawyer for Doris.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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21. INT. Bank - DAY
Frank and Ed secure a loan from the bank using the barbershop as collateral.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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22. INT. DaVinci's Restaurant - DAY
Ed meets Freddy Riedenschneider for lunch to discuss the case.
Ed Crane, Freddy Riedenschneider
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23. EXT. Ed's House - NIGHT
Ann Nirdlinger visits Ed to talk about Big Dave and UFOs.
Ed Crane, Ann Nirdlinger
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24. INT. Prison Meeting Room - DAY
Freddy meets with Ed and Doris to discuss the defense strategy.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane, Freddy Riedenschneider
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25. INT. Courtroom - DAY
Doris is arraigned for the murder of Big Dave Brewster; Freddy Riedenschneider enters a plea of not guilty.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane, Freddy Riedenschneider
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26. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed continues to cut hair while narrating the slow pace of the legal process.
Ed Crane
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27. INT. Hotel Room - NIGHT
Freddy Riedenschneider sleeps in his hotel room.
Freddy Riedenschneider
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28. INT. Restaurant - DAY
Freddy eats spaghetti at DaVinci's.
Freddy Riedenschneider
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29. INT. Car - DAY
A private investigator is shown scouting Big Dave's past.
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30. INT. Abundas Living Room - EVENING
Ed listens to Birdy play the piano, finding peace.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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31. INT. Prison Meeting Room - DAY
Freddy presents his theory of 'Uncertainty' and reveals Big Dave's past lies.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane, Freddy Riedenschneider
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32. INT. Abundas Living Room - EVENING
Birdy plays piano and discusses Beethoven.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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33. INT. School Gymnasium - NIGHT
Ed watches Birdy perform at a talent show.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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34. EXT. School - NIGHT
Ed approaches Birdy after the show, but sees her with a boy.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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35. INT. Turandot Suite - MORNING
Freddy prepares for the first day of the trial.
Freddy Riedenschneider
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36. INT. Courtroom - DAY
The trial is abruptly halted by the judge.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo, Freddy Riedenschneider
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37. INT. Barbershop - AFTERNOON
Ed and Frank learn of Doris's suicide.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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38. INT. Bedroom - NIGHT
Ed lies in bed, feeling the weight of the situation.
Ed Crane
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39. INT. Metropole Lobby - DAY
Freddy checks out of the hotel.
Freddy Riedenschneider
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40. INT. Frank's House - DAY
Frank is depressed and stops coming to work.
Frank Raffo
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41. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed manages the shop and hires a new barber.
Ed Crane
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42. EXT. Barbershop - EVENING
Ed locks up the shop.
Ed Crane
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43. EXT. Street - DAY
Ed walks home feeling like a ghost.
Ed Crane
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44. INT. House - NIGHT
Ed sits alone in his house.
Ed Crane
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45. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed continues working as the barber.
Ed Crane
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46. INT. Barbershop - DAY
Ed is approached by the medical examiner.
Ed Crane
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47. INT. Bar - AFTERNOON
Diedrickson reveals to Ed that Doris was pregnant.
Ed Crane
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48. INT. Bar - NIGHT
Diedrickson informs Ed that his late wife was pregnant, leading to a tense exchange about their marriage.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo
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49. INT. Apartment - NIGHT
Ed visits a medium to try and communicate with his deceased wife.
Ed Crane
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50. EXT. Tenement - NIGHT
Ed leaves the medium's building, feeling disillusioned.
Ed Crane
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51. INT. Abundas House - NIGHT
Ed visits the Abundas house to speak with Birdy about her musical future.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas, Walter Abundas
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52. INT. Studio - DAY
Ed takes Birdy to audition for a piano teacher, Carcanogues.
Ed Crane, Creighton Tolliver, Birdy Abundas
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53. EXT. Countryside Road - DAY
Ed and Birdy drive back; Birdy makes a pass at Ed, leading to a car crash.
Ed Crane, Birdy Abundas
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54. EXT. Bungalow - AFTERNOON
Ed is approached by a salesman while Doris arrives home.
Ed Crane, Doris Crane
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55. INT. Hospital - DAY
Ed wakes up in the hospital and is arrested for murder.
Ed Crane
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56. INT. Courtroom - DAY
Ed's trial begins with Riedenschneider as his defense attorney.
Ed Crane, Freddy Riedenschneider
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57. INT. Courtroom - DAY
Riedenschneider delivers a closing argument, but Frank interrupts by attacking Ed.
Ed Crane, Frank Raffo, Freddy Riedenschneider
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58. INT. Courtroom - DAY
Ed receives a new lawyer and is sentenced to death.
Ed Crane
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59. INT. Prison Hallway - DAY
Ed reflects on his fate while walking to his cell.
Ed Crane
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60. INT. Ed's Cell - DAY
Ed writes his story for a magazine.
Ed Crane
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61. INT. Prison Hallway - NIGHT
Ed walks toward the prison yard.
Ed Crane
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62. EXT. Prison Yard - NIGHT
Ed encounters a flying saucer.
Ed Crane
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63. INT. Ed's Cell - DAY
Guards and a priest come to take Ed to his execution.
Ed Crane
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64. INT. Execution Chamber - DAY
Ed is prepared for the electric chair.
Ed Crane