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1. EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY
Rupert Pupkin makes his rounds as a messenger and arrives at the Jerry Langford Show theater, where he interacts with autograph hunters and witnesses a kidnapping attempt on Jerry Langford.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha, Mae, Sidney, Celeste
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2. INT. LIMO - NIGHT
Rupert pitches his comedy career to Jerry Langford during a ride through New York.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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3. EXT. U.N. PLAZA APARTMENTS - NIGHT
Jerry exits the limo and Rupert attempts to leave a lasting impression.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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4. INT. SARDI'S RESTAURANT - DAY
Rupert and Jerry have lunch together.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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5. EXT. U.N. PLAZA - NIGHT
Rupert celebrates his interaction with Jerry.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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6. INT. LANGFORD'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jerry returns home and receives a disturbing call from Marsha.
Jerry Langford, Marsha
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7. INT. BAR-RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Rupert visits Rita at her workplace to ask her out.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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8. INT. CHINESE RESTAURANT ON UPPER WEST SIDE - NIGHT
Rupert Pupkin and Rita Keane have dinner at a Chinese restaurant where Rupert attempts to impress her with his connections and future stardom.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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9. INT. THE PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT
Rita receives a mysterious phone call while at the restaurant.
Rita Keane
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10. INT. THE RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Rita leaves the restaurant, and Rupert follows her.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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11. EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT
Rupert stalks Rita and a young man to an apartment building.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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12. INT. THE APARTMENT BUILDING FOYER - NIGHT
Rupert tries to find which apartment Rita is in using the intercom.
Rupert Pupkin
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13. INT. YOUNG MAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Rita is trapped in an uncomfortable situation with a young man.
Rita Keane
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14. INT. THE APARTMENT BUILDING FOYER - NIGHT
Rupert finally buzzes the correct apartment, causing a distraction.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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15. EXT. WEST 56th STREET - NIGHT
Rupert drops Rita off at her home.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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16. EXT. MADISON AVENUE AND 48th STREET - DAY
Rupert visits a travel office to drop off a package.
Rupert Pupkin
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17. EXT. TIMES SQUARE - DAY
Rupert spends the day making repeated calls to Jerry Langford's office.
Rupert Pupkin
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18. INT. JERRY LANGFORD SHOW OFFICES - DAY
Rupert arrives at the office to meet Jerry Langford.
Rupert Pupkin
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19. INT. TELEVISION STUDIO - DAY
A fantasy sequence where Rupert is a guest on Jerry Langford's show.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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20. INT. JERRY LANGFORD SHOW OFFICES - DAY
The receptionist informs Rupert he has no appointment.
Rupert Pupkin
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21. INT. THE RECEPTION AREA - DAY
Pupkin attempts to see Jerry Langford but is told there is no appointment. He speaks with Cathy Long, who dismisses him but asks for a demo tape.
Rupert Pupkin, Cathy Long
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22. EXT. THE UPPER-BROADWAY HIGH-RISE OFFICE BUILDING - DAY
Pupkin is confronted by Marsha, who forces him to take an envelope and money for Jerry.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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23. EXT. A TIMES SQUARE HOTEL - DAY
Pupkin enters his hotel.
Rupert Pupkin
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24. INT. PUPKIN'S ROOM - DAY
Pupkin records a mock monologue and introduction for his appearance on the Jerry Langford Show.
Rupert Pupkin
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25. INT. THE LANGFORD TELEVISION STUDIO - NIGHT
Pupkin imagines his triumphant entrance onto the stage.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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26. INT. PUPKIN'S ROOM - DAY
Pupkin continues his recording session.
Rupert Pupkin
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27. INT. THE RECEPTION AREA OF THE LANGFORD SHOW - DAY
Pupkin delivers his tape to Cathy Long.
Rupert Pupkin, Cathy Long
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28. INT. AN OFFICE - DAY
Pupkin imagines a conversation with Jerry Langford where Jerry praises his work and invites him to his home.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford
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29. EXT. THE HIGH-RISE OFFICE BUILDING ON UPPER BROADWAY - DAY
Pupkin leaves the building and avoids Marsha.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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30. EXT. U.N. PLAZA - DAY
Jerry Langford walks through the city, dealing with fans.
Jerry Langford
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31. EXT. A MANHATTAN STREET - DAY
Jerry interacts with a couple who recognize him.
Jerry Langford
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32. EXT. BROADWAY - DAY
Jerry walks through the city.
Jerry Langford
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33. EXT. BROADWAY - DAY
Marsha chases Jerry, who runs into his office building.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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34. INT. RECEPTION AREA OF JERRY LANGFORD SHOW OFFICES - DAY
Pupkin is told he is not ready for the show by Cathy Long.
Rupert Pupkin, Cathy Long
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35. INT. RECEPTION AREA - DAY
Pupkin is escorted out by security.
Rupert Pupkin
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36. EXT. STREET OUTSIDE THE LANGFORD BUILDING - DAY
Pupkin talks to Marsha outside the building.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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37. INT. RECEPTION AREA OF THE JERRY LANGFORD OFFICES - DAY
Pupkin forces his way into the offices and is dragged out by security.
Rupert Pupkin
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38. EXT. LANGFORD BUILDING LOBBY AND EXIT - DAY
Pupkin is thrown out into the street.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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39. INT. THE BAR-RESTAURANT WHERE RITA WORKS - DAY
Pupkin convinces Rita to go with him.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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40. INT. THE FITTING AREA OF A MEN'S STORE - DAY
Pupkin gets fitted for a new suit.
Rupert Pupkin
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41. INT. LUGGAGE SHOP - DAY
Pupkin buys a suitcase.
Rupert Pupkin
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42. INT. CARTIER'S JEWELERS - DAY
Pupkin buys a sapphire ring.
Rupert Pupkin
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43. INT. SUBURBAN TRAIN - DAY
Pupkin and Rita travel to Jerry's house.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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44. EXT. NEO-CLASSICAL MANSION - DAY
Pupkin and Rita attend a lavish lunch at Jerry Langford's estate, where Pupkin tells jokes and announces an engagement.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Rita Keane
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45. INT. THE LANGFORD TELEVISION STUDIO - DAY
A televised wedding ceremony for Pupkin and Rita is interrupted by the official.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Rita Keane, Bert Thomas
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46. INT. THE TRAIN - DAY
Pupkin and Rita arrive at Greenwich.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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47. INT. SUBURBAN TAXI - DAY
Pupkin and Rita arrive at a house in a taxi.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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48. EXT. LANGFORD'S HOUSE - DAY
Pupkin and Rita enter Langford's house.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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49. INT. LANGFORD'S HOUSE - DAY
Pupkin insists to the houseboy that Langford is expecting them.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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50. INT. LANGFORD'S KITCHEN - DAY
The houseboy attempts to call Langford.
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51. INT. LANGFORD'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Pupkin and Rita explore the living room and look at photos.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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52. INT. LANGFORD'S KITCHEN - DAY
The houseboy continues trying to reach Langford.
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53. INT. LANGFORD'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Rita and Pupkin dance and then explore upstairs.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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54. INT. UPSTAIRS - DAY
Pupkin searches for Rita.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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55. INT. BEDROOM - DAY
Rita lies on Langford's bed.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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56. INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Rita and Pupkin have a confrontation in the bathroom.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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57. INT. FOYER - DAY
Langford returns home and confronts Pupkin and Rita.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Rita Keane
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58. EXT. LANGFORD'S FRONT DOOR - DAY
Pupkin and Rita are kicked out of the house.
Rupert Pupkin, Rita Keane
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59. EXT. U.N. PLAZA - DAY
Pupkin and Marsha wait in a car.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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60. INT. MERCEDES BENZ - DAY
Pupkin and Marsha prepare to kidnap Langford.
Rupert Pupkin, Marsha
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61. EXT. STREET - DAY
Pupkin and Marsha follow Langford.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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62. INT. MERCEDES BENZ - DAY
Langford realizes he has been kidnapped by Pupkin and Marsha.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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63. EXT. BROWNSTONE-LINED STREET - DAY
Langford is led into a brownstone.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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64. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Pupkin and Marsha hold Langford hostage.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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65. INT. BERT THOMAS' OFFICE - DAY
A secretary receives a call.
Bert Thomas
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66. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
Bert Thomas is in a meeting.
Cathy Long, Bert Thomas
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67. INT. A CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
Thomas and his team discuss the urgent call from the impressionist, Martino.
Bert Thomas, Cathy Long
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68. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Pupkin forces Langford to make a phone call.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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69. INT. BERT THOMAS' OFFICE - DAY
Thomas speaks to Langford on the phone and realizes something is wrong.
Bert Thomas
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70. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Langford answers a question from Thomas while under duress.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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71. INT. BERT THOMAS' OFFICE - DAY
Thomas instructs Langford to stay calm and calls the FBI.
Bert Thomas
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72. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Marsha and Pupkin discuss Langford's new suit.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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73. INT. THOMAS' OFFICE - DAY
Thomas tries to reach someone urgently.
Bert Thomas
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74. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Pupkin talks to Langford while unpacking his suitcase.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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75. INT. A LARGE EXECUTIVE OFFICE - DAY
Network executives and the FBI discuss the kidnapping.
Cathy Long, Bert Thomas, Inspector Patten
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76. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Pupkin takes a shower.
Rupert Pupkin
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77. INT. THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE - DAY
The debate continues regarding whether to air the kidnapper.
Cathy Long, Bert Thomas, Inspector Patten
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78. INT. MARSHA'S APARTMENT - DAY
Pupkin finishes taping Langford and leaves.
Rupert Pupkin, Jerry Langford, Marsha
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79. INT. BERT THOMAS' OFFICE - DAY
Thomas receives a call from Pupkin.
Bert Thomas
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80. INT. BERT THOMAS' DESK - DAY
Thomas talks to Pupkin while the FBI monitors.
Cathy Long, Bert Thomas, Inspector Patten