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1. EXT. Caveman Village - DAY
The Chief Caveman holds a meeting to discuss hunting a beast, while the 'loser caveman' is mocked by the tribe.
Chief Caveman, Mark Bellison
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2. EXT. Caveman Village - NIGHT
A giant boar attacks the village, is killed by a falling rock, and the loser caveman lies about his role in the kill.
Mark Bellison, Chief Caveman
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3. INT. Jennifer's Apartment - NIGHT
Mark arrives early for a date with Jennifer, leading to an awkward exchange of brutal truths.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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4. INT. La Bonisera Restaurant - NIGHT
Mark and Jennifer have dinner, where they continue to speak with complete, unfiltered honesty.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Anthony James
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5. INT. LECTURE FILMS - WRITER'S OFFICES - MORNING
Mark arrives at work and speaks with his receptionist Shelley about his impending firing.
Mark Bellison, Shelley
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6. INT. LECTURE FILMS - MARK'S OFFICE - MORNING
Anthony fires Mark, and Mark discovers a rejection email from Jennifer.
Mark Bellison, Anthony James
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7. INT. LECTURE FILMS - WRITER'S OFFICES - MORNING
Mark leaves the office and is confronted by Rob Marlowe.
Mark Bellison, Shelley, Rob Marlowe
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8. EXT. ELDERLY HOME - DAY
Mark arrives at the elderly home to visit his grandmother.
Mark Bellison
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9. INT. ELDERLY HOME - DAY
Mark speaks with the receptionist about his grandmother.
Mark Bellison
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10. INT. MARTHA SCHIFFMAN'S ROOM - DAY
Mark visits his grandmother Martha and they discuss their miserable lives.
Mark Bellison, Martha Bellison
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11. INT. BAR - AFTERNOON
Mark drinks with his friend Greg and complains about his life.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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12. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
Mark attempts to call Jennifer but hangs up in shame.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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13. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Mark is evicted by his landlord.
Mark Bellison
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14. INT. BANK - DAY
Mark discovers he can lie and successfully withdraws more money than he has.
Mark Bellison
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15. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - UNIT 1A - DAY
Mark pays his rent to the landlord using the money he obtained by lying.
Mark Bellison
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16. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - DAY
Mark celebrates his new ability to lie.
Mark Bellison
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17. EXT. BAR - DAY
Mark tests his lying ability on Greg and the bartender.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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18. INT. BAR - DAY
Mark, Greg, and Jim discuss Mark's identity and desires while drinking.
Mark Bellison, Greg, Chief Caveman
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19. INT. BAR - TWO HOURS LATER
Mark, Greg, and Jim continue drinking and discussing life changes.
Mark Bellison, Greg, Chief Caveman
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20. EXT. STREET - DAY
Mark attempts to pick up a woman by lying about the world ending.
Mark Bellison
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21. EXT. MOTEL - DAY
Mark and the blonde woman arrive at a motel.
Mark Bellison
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22. INT. MOTEL ROOM 206 - DAY
Mark feels guilty and calls NASA to stop the panic.
Mark Bellison
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23. INT. BAR - DUSK
Mark returns to the bar and decides to get money.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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24. INT. MARK'S CAR - NIGHT
Mark and Greg are pulled over by a cop.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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25. INT. BELLAGIO - NIGHT
Mark and Greg win money at the casino.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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26. INT. BELLAGIO PENTHOUSE SUITE - DAY
Mark and Greg discuss their wealth and the flaw in their plan.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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27. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING LOBBY - MORNING
Mark talks his neighbor Frank out of suicide.
Mark Bellison, Frank
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28. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Mark writes a letter about his discovery and performs good deeds.
Mark Bellison, Frank
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29. INT. MARK'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Mark calls Jennifer to ask her out again.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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30. INT. Mark's Apartment - NIGHT
Mark calls Jennifer to ask her on a date, eventually convincing her to go out with him.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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31. INT. Mark's Apartment - NIGHT
Mark watches a movie trailer on TV featuring Rob Marlowe and Angelo Badsmith, which inspires him to write a new script.
Mark Bellison, Rob Marlowe
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32. EXT. Lecture Films - Car Lot - MORNING
Mark arrives at work and intentionally makes his manuscript look old and dirty.
Mark Bellison
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33. INT. Lecture Films - Writer's Offices - DAY
Mark walks through the office, encounters Shelley and Rob, and enters Anthony James's office.
Mark Bellison, Anthony James, Shelley, Rob Marlowe
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34. INT. Lecture Films - Anthony's Office - DAY
Mark pitches his script to Anthony and the rest of the staff, who are enthralled.
Mark Bellison, Anthony James, Shelley, Rob Marlowe
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35. INT. Fancy Restaurant - NIGHT
Mark and Jennifer have dinner; Mark discusses his family and his feelings for her.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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36. INT. Hospital Room - DAY
Mark visits his dying grandmother and comforts her by lying about the afterlife.
Mark Bellison, Martha Bellison
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37. INT. Jennifer's Apartment - NIGHT
Mark and Jennifer spend the night together on her couch.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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38. EXT. Mark's Apartment Building - MORNING
Mark returns home to find a crowd of people waiting for him, wanting to know about the afterlife.
Mark Bellison
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39. EXT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY
Mark is confronted by a crowd and a nurse demanding answers about his claims regarding the afterlife.
Mark Bellison, Shelley
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40. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - DAY
Mark discovers the media frenzy and talks to Jennifer on the phone.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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41. EXT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - AFTERNOON
Jennifer arrives at Mark's building to meet him.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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42. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Mark and Jennifer discuss the truth about what he told his grandmother.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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43. EXT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT
A massive crowd gathers outside waiting for Mark.
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44. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Greg visits Mark while he works on his announcement.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg
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45. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
Mark prepares to go out and make his announcement.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg
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46. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Mark prepares his notes on pizza boxes.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg
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47. EXT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT
Mark addresses the massive crowd.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg
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48. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - LOBBY - NIGHT
Mark, Jennifer, and Greg return inside after the announcement.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg
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49. INT. MARK'S MANSION - DEN - EVENING
Two months later, Mark is disheveled and dictating stories to an assistant.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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50. INT. Mark's House - DAY
Mark reviews a script with his assistant, then discusses his life and feelings with Jennifer.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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51. EXT. Mark's Mansion - Poolside - NIGHT
Mark and Greg get drunk and mock the neighbors, then Mark gets an idea about warning labels.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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52. INT. Conference Room - DAY
Mark pitches his new advertising strategy to executives.
Mark Bellison
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53. INT. Super Market - DAY
Shoppers react positively to the new product labels.
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54. INT. Bar - MORNING
Mark and Greg discuss the world's reaction to the new products.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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55. INT. Mark's Car - DAY
Mark observes the changes in society while driving.
Mark Bellison
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56. INT. Graveyard - AFTERNOON
Mark visits his grandmother's grave and reflects on his loneliness.
Mark Bellison, Martha Bellison
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57. INT. Mark's Mansion - Kitchen - NIGHT
Jennifer visits Mark to invite him to her wedding.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles
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58. INT. Mark's House - Bedroom - MORNING
Mark prepares for the wedding.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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59. EXT. Church - DAY
Mark and Greg arrive at the church.
Mark Bellison, Greg
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60. INT. Church - DAY
The wedding ceremony begins.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Rob Marlowe
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61. INT. Church - DAY
During their wedding ceremony, Jennifer questions Rob's perception of her eye color, leading to a realization. Mark interrupts the ceremony to object, then leaves.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Rob Marlowe
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62. EXT. Church - DAY
Mark and Jennifer talk outside the church. Jennifer questions Mark about his lies and the nature of his 'invention'. They reconcile.
Mark Bellison, Jennifer McDoogles, Greg