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1985

THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS script

Jack and Frank Baker are struggling lounge pianists whose act has grown stale, leading to their firing from a regular gig and a desperate search for a new angle. They decide to audition a singer and, after many terrible candidates, hire Susie Diamond, a talented but cynical former escort. Initially, the trio finds success, but tensions rise due to Frank's rigid adherence to their established act and Jack's growing attraction to Susie. Susie eventually leaves the act after a particularly demeaning performance, leading to a violent confrontation between the brothers and the dissolution of their partnership.

Writer
Steve Kloves
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0097322
Script date
April 1985
82Scenes
8Characters
103Pages
8Dialogue samples

Save the Cat beat sheet

THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS Save the Cat analysis

Jack and Frank Baker are struggling lounge pianists whose routine is upended when they audition and hire Susie Diamond as their singer.

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Key characters

Jack Baker

Jack Baker is listed as Protagonist, Pianist. Younger brother, cynical, talented, drinks heavily, lives a cluttered life. In the parsed data, Jack Baker is connected to 73 scenes, 146 dialogue lines, 147 text mentions, first appearing around scene 1.

73 scenes / 146 dialogue lines

Frank Baker

Frank Baker is listed as Protagonist, Pianist. Older brother, responsible, family man, obsessed with the act's success. In the parsed data, Frank Baker is connected to 47 scenes, 128 dialogue lines, 128 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

47 scenes / 128 dialogue lines

Susie Diamond

Susie Diamond is listed as Singer. Talented, street-smart, former escort, joins the Baker brothers. In the parsed data, Susie Diamond is connected to 30 scenes, 109 dialogue lines, 110 text mentions, first appearing around scene 19.

30 scenes / 109 dialogue lines

Eddie

Eddie is listed as Jack's dog. A black labrador. In the parsed data, Eddie is connected to 8 scenes, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 7.

8 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Lloyd

Lloyd is listed as Hotel Manager. Paternalistic, condescending manager. In the parsed data, Lloyd is connected to 6 scenes, 6 dialogue lines, 7 text mentions, first appearing around scene 5.

6 scenes / 6 dialogue lines

Nina

Nina is listed as Neighbor's daughter. Young girl who spends time in Jack's apartment. In the parsed data, Nina is connected to 6 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 3 text mentions, first appearing around scene 41.

6 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Donna

Donna is listed as Frank's wife. Frank's supportive but stressed wife. In the parsed data, Donna is connected to 5 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 13 text mentions, first appearing around scene 74.

5 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Mrs. Ellie Baker

Mrs. Ellie Baker is listed as Mother. Vibrant woman in her sixties, mother of Jack and Frank. In the parsed data, Mrs. Ellie Baker is connected to 4 scenes, 21 dialogue lines, 21 text mentions, first appearing around scene 10.

4 scenes / 21 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. INT. Jack's Apartment - NIGHT

    Jack wakes up with a girl in his apartment, prepares for work, and leaves.

    Jack Baker
  2. 2. EXT. Street - NIGHT

    Jack walks to the hotel, talks to the doorman, and enters.

    Jack Baker, Lloyd
  3. 3. INT. Hotel Lounge - NIGHT

    Jack and Frank argue before their performance.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  4. 4. INT. Hotel Kitchen - NIGHT

    The brothers pass through the kitchen and get a soup bone for the dog.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  5. 5. INT. Office - NIGHT

    Lloyd pays the brothers and insults Jack.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Lloyd
  6. 6. EXT. Street - NIGHT

    Jack and Frank argue after leaving the hotel.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  7. 7. INT. Jack's Apartment - NIGHT

    Jack returns home and plays piano for his dog.

    Jack Baker, Eddie
  8. 8. INT. Piano Store - DAY

    The brothers rent pianos for their next gig.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  9. 9. INT. Diner - DAY

    The brothers discuss their lives and visiting their mother.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  10. 10. EXT. Mother's House - DAY

    Jack and Frank visit their mother.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Mrs. Ellie Baker
  11. 11. INT. Mother's House - DAY

    Frank shows home movies to their mother.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Mrs. Ellie Baker
  12. 12. INT. Car - NIGHT

    Frank drops Jack off at his apartment.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  13. 13. INT. Jack's Apartment - DAY

    Nina, the neighbor's daughter, visits Jack.

    Jack Baker, Nina, Eddie
  14. 14. INT. Luau Lounge - NIGHT

    The brothers perform at the Luau Lounge.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  15. 15. INT. Hotel Manager's Office - NIGHT

    Charlie fires the brothers.

    Frank Baker, Lloyd
  16. 16. INT. Frank's House - NIGHT

    Frank returns home to his family.

    Frank Baker
  17. 17. INT. Jack's Apartment - NIGHT

    Frank calls Jack to discuss business.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  18. 18. EXT. Frank's Backyard - DAY

    Jack visits Frank's house to discuss their future.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Donna
  19. 19. INT. Piano Store - DAY

    The brothers audition a singer, Monica Moran.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  20. 20. INT. Willie's - DAY

    Jack and Frank audition singers, eventually meeting Susie Diamond who proves to be the only one capable of singing.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  21. 21. EXT. Street - DAY

    Jack and Frank leave Willie's and find Susie waiting outside.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  22. 22. INT. Willie's - DAY

    The trio attempts their first rehearsal, struggling with coordination.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  23. 23. INT. Willie's - LATER

    Frank makes calls while Jack and Susie talk about their backgrounds.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  24. 24. INT. Jack's Apartment - NIGHT

    Jack prepares for the gig with Nina.

    Jack Baker, Nina
  25. 25. INT. Hotel - NIGHT

    Frank and Jack argue with Susie about her attire before the show.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  26. 26. INT. Department Store - NIGHT

    The trio rushes to buy a new dress and shoes for Susie.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  27. 27. INT. Hotel - NIGHT

    The trio arrives at the hotel for their performance.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond, Lloyd
  28. 28. INT. Lounge - NIGHT

    The trio performs, and Susie is a success.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  29. 29. EXT. Hotel - NIGHT

    Post-performance argument about tips and professionalism.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  30. 30. INT. Lloyd's Office - DAY

    Jack and Frank collect their pay and leave.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Lloyd
  31. 31. INT. Veterinary Clinic - DAY

    Jack takes his dog Eddie to the vet for dental work.

    Jack Baker, Eddie
  32. 32. INT. Corner Diner - DAY

    The trio discusses future bookings.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  33. 33. EXT. Diner - DAY

    Frank leaves, and Jack talks to Susie.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  34. 34. INT. Veterinary Clinic - NIGHT

    Jack checks on Eddie.

    Jack Baker
  35. 35. INT. Jack's Apartment - DAY

    Jack feeds Eddie.

    Jack Baker, Nina, Eddie
  36. 36. INT. Luau Lounge - NIGHT

    The trio performs for Christmas Eve.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  37. 37. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - DAY

    Nina finishes playing Jingle Bells on the piano for Jack.

    Jack Baker, Nina
  38. 38. INT. LUAU LOUNGE - NIGHT

    The Baker brothers and Susie perform for a Christmas Eve crowd.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  39. 39. INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

    Jack finds Frank dressed as Santa Claus in the bathroom.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  40. 40. INT. LOBBY - NIGHT

    Frank invites Jack to Christmas dinner; Susie joins them.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  41. 41. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack returns home to find Nina waiting in the phone booth.

    Jack Baker, Nina
  42. 42. INT. CAR - NIGHT

    The trio returns to Jack's building; Jack and Frank argue about booking future gigs.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  43. 43. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack returns home to find Nina and Eddie sleeping under a welcome sign.

    Jack Baker, Nina, Eddie
  44. 44. INT. LOUNGE - NIGHT

    The trio performs 'Feelings' in a kitschy lounge.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  45. 45. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

    Susie has a breakdown about the song and demands to stop performing it.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Susie Diamond
  46. 46. EXT. HOTEL - NIGHT

    Jack comforts Susie outside the hotel.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  47. 47. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - DUSK

    Jack plays piano along with a record.

    Jack Baker
  48. 48. EXT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS

    Susie waits outside for Jack.

    Susie Diamond
  49. 49. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack prepares to go out.

    Jack Baker
  50. 50. EXT. BUILDING - NIGHT

    Jack leaves, ignoring Susie.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  51. 51. EXT. JAZZ CLUB - NIGHT

    Exterior of the jazz club.

  52. 52. INT. CLUB - NIGHT

    Jack sits in on piano at a jazz club.

    Jack Baker
  53. 53. EXT. CLUB - NIGHT

    Susie confronts Jack after his performance.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  54. 54. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack and Susie arrive at his apartment.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond, Eddie
  55. 55. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jack and Susie talk about their pasts.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  56. 56. INT. JACK'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

    Jack and Susie are intimate.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  57. 57. EXT. JACK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - MORNING

    Eddie sleeps on the fire escape.

    Eddie
  58. 58. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - DAY

    Susie tells Jack she is leaving the act.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  59. 59. INT. LOUNGE - DAY

    Frank argues with Nick about Susie's absence.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Lloyd
  60. 60. INT. BACK ROOM - DAY

    Monica Moran auditions for the brothers.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  61. 61. EXT. WILLIE'S - DAY

    Frank reviews their schedule.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  62. 62. INT. ROOSEVELT HOTEL - LOUNGE - NIGHT

    The brothers perform at the Roosevelt; Mrs. Baker arrives.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Mrs. Ellie Baker
  63. 63. INT. LOBBY - NIGHT

    Jack and Frank talk with their mother.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker, Mrs. Ellie Baker
  64. 64. EXT. STREET - NIGHT

    Jack mistakes a stranger for Susie.

    Jack Baker
  65. 65. INT. CAR - NIGHT

    Frank and Jack discuss a telethon gig.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  66. 66. INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

    Jack and Frank encounter a youth in a wheelchair.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  67. 67. INT. STUDIO - NIGHT

    The brothers perform at the telethon; Jack gets angry.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  68. 68. EXT. STREET - NIGHT

    Jack and Frank have a violent confrontation.

    Jack Baker, Frank Baker
  69. 69. INT. JACK'S APARTMENT - DAY

    Jack tries to call someone.

    Jack Baker
  70. 70. INT. BAR - DAY

    Jack gets a job at a bar.

    Jack Baker
  71. 71. INT. FRANK'S HOUSE - DAY

    Frank gives piano lessons.

    Frank Baker
  72. 72. EXT. STREET - DAY

    Jack walks his dog.

    Jack Baker, Eddie
  73. 73. INT. BAR - NIGHT

    Susie visits Jack at the bar.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  74. 74. INT. FRANK'S DEN - NIGHT

    Frank sits alone.

    Frank Baker, Donna
  75. 75. INT. FRANK'S DEN - NIGHT

    Frank sits alone in his den looking at old photos of him and Jack; Donna enters and tries to comfort him.

    Frank Baker, Donna
  76. 76. INT. FRANK'S HOUSE - HALLWAY - NEXT DAY

    Frank tries to get his son Jeremy out of the bathroom while Donna watches, distressed.

    Frank Baker, Donna
  77. 77. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - NIGHT

    Jack meets Donna at the hospital; she informs him Frank is with Little Frank.

    Jack Baker, Donna
  78. 78. EXT. STREET - NIGHT

    Jack wanders the streets, visibly shaken.

    Jack Baker
  79. 79. INT. APARTMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

    Jack visits Susie at her apartment.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond
  80. 80. INT. SUSIE'S BEDROOM - NEXT MORNING

    Jack prepares to leave Susie's apartment; they share a moment about their relationship.

    Jack Baker, Susie Diamond

Dialogue examples

Let me explain something to you, little brother. See, I've got people who depend on me. I've got a wife and two children who expect to wake up every morning with food on the table and heat in the house. I got a mortgage. I got car payments. I got Ma's medical bills. Oh yeah, and I got you. Yeah, you. Jack the shadow who's so cool and so hip and so fucking sure he's better than everyone else. Don't you think I'd like to walk up to one of these assholes and blow smoke in his face? Goddamn right I would. But I can't. Because I have to be responsible, little brother. I have to make sure the numbers balance out in my favor at the end of each month so everyone can go on living their lives. You don't win medals for it, but you can be damn sure you'd all take notice if I folded up shop. So don't talk to me about dignity, little brother. You're drawing on a weak hand.

Frank Baker / Scene 68

It wasn't so bad, though. I'd get a nice piece of steak, flowers, sometimes even a gift. Usually whatever the guy was into. Got a socket set once. Believe it? The guy looked like he'd just given me four dozen roses. But I stayed at the Hartford once. You should see the rooms. All satin and velvet. And the bed. Royal blue, trimmed in lace clean as snow. Hard to believe sleeping in a room like that don't change your life. But it don't. The bed may be magic, but the mirror isn't. You wake up the same old Susie.

Susie Diamond / Scene 55

Funny. Watching tonight, I was remembering when you were young. How I used to stand in the kitchen, listening to the two of you practice while I did the dishes. My two little radios. Sometimes I'd stop and go to the door and just watch. Sometimes your father would too. He liked to listen to you play. Did you know that?

Mrs. Ellie Baker / Scene 63

He took me out to the docks one day. We did that a lot. There were other places, but he loved the ocean. He'd worked boats as a kid. Never got rid of it. It was always in him. He'd drink a little when we'd go. If he drank enough, he'd do this funny Irish jig. To make me laugh. He drank a lot that day.

Jack Baker / Scene 55

If you wanna smoke, put on a pair of sunglasses and go play with the niggers on State Street.

Lloyd / Scene 5

Thirty-seven girls. And not one who can carry a tune. That must be statistically impossible.

Frank Baker / Scene 20

I set it for Wednesday. The ceremony. They're doing the stone today. It's okay? Wednesday?

Frank Baker / Scene 82

I mean maybe you should check with us before you go off and book us a month in advance.

Jack Baker / Scene 42

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