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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut poster

1999

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut script

Four young boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, sneak into an R-rated Terrance and Phillip movie, leading them to adopt profanity and causing Kenny's accidental death. Outraged by the film's influence and Kenny's death, Kyle's mother, Sheila Broflovski, spearheads Mothers Against Canada, initiating a war against Canada and sentencing Terrance and Phillip to death. In Hell, Kenny learns that if Terrance and Phillip's blood touches American soil, Satan and his abusive lover, Saddam Hussein, will rise to conquer the world. The boys form a resistance group, La Resistance, to save Terrance and Phillip and prevent the apocalypse, while Cartman gains new powers from a V-chip implant.

Writer
Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0158983
Script date
January 21, 1999
71Scenes
16Characters
98Pages
8Dialogue samples

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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Save the Cat analysis

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut follows four boys whose harmless prank at a Terrance and Phillip film leads to a national war with Canada, personal losses, and a daring rescue mission.

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Key characters

Stan Marsh

Stan Marsh is listed as Protagonist. Eight-year-old boy, noble looking with piercing blue eyes and a strong chin. In the parsed data, Stan Marsh is connected to 39 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 9 text mentions, first appearing around scene 1.

39 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman is listed as Protagonist. Eight-year-old boy, overweight, loves Cheesy Poofs. In the parsed data, Eric Cartman is connected to 38 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 9 text mentions, first appearing around scene 14.

38 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski is listed as Protagonist. Eight-year-old Semite boy. In the parsed data, Kyle Broflovski is connected to 37 scenes, 7 dialogue lines, 7 text mentions, first appearing around scene 9.

37 scenes / 7 dialogue lines

Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is listed as Protagonist. Eight-year-old boy, wears an orange coat that hides his face, European nose and hazel eyes. In the parsed data, Kenny McCormick is connected to 30 scenes, 4 dialogue lines, 4 text mentions, first appearing around scene 2.

30 scenes / 4 dialogue lines

Sheila Broflovski

Sheila Broflovski is listed as Antagonist. Head of the PTA, outraged mother, leader of M.A.C. In the parsed data, Sheila Broflovski is connected to 15 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 9 text mentions, first appearing around scene 20.

15 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy Testaburger is listed as Supporting. Eight-year-old girl, skilled ice skater. In the parsed data, Wendy Testaburger is connected to 12 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 22.

12 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Ike Broflovski

Ike Broflovski is listed as Supporting. Two-year-old adopted Canadian boy, Kyle's brother. In the parsed data, Ike Broflovski is connected to 9 scenes, first appearing around scene 6.

9 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Mr. Garrison

Mr. Garrison is listed as Teacher. Forty-six-year-old teacher in denial about his homosexuality, uses a puppet named Mr. Hat. In the parsed data, Mr. Garrison is connected to 8 scenes, 3 dialogue lines, 3 text mentions, first appearing around scene 18.

8 scenes / 3 dialogue lines

Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey is listed as School Counselor. Wiry school counselor. In the parsed data, Mr. Mackey is connected to 7 scenes, 3 dialogue lines, 3 text mentions, first appearing around scene 36.

7 scenes / 3 dialogue lines

Satan

Satan is listed as Antagonist. Ruler of Hell. In the parsed data, Satan is connected to 6 scenes, 10 dialogue lines, 14 text mentions, first appearing around scene 33.

6 scenes / 10 dialogue lines

Gregory

Gregory is listed as Supporting. Handsome eight-year-old boy with a rich English accent. In the parsed data, Gregory is connected to 6 scenes, 2 dialogue lines, 2 text mentions, first appearing around scene 62.

6 scenes / 2 dialogue lines

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein is listed as Antagonist. Satan's lover, manipulative. In the parsed data, Saddam Hussein is connected to 5 scenes, 3 dialogue lines, 4 text mentions, first appearing around scene 34.

5 scenes / 3 dialogue lines

Terrance

Terrance is listed as Canadian Comedian. Canadian star, handsome and rugged. In the parsed data, Terrance is connected to 5 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 4 text mentions, first appearing around scene 11.

5 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Phillip

Phillip is listed as Canadian Comedian. Canadian star, handsome. In the parsed data, Phillip is connected to 5 scenes, 2 text mentions, first appearing around scene 11.

5 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Chef

Chef is listed as Supporting. School cafeteria worker. In the parsed data, Chef is connected to 4 scenes, 4 dialogue lines, 5 text mentions, first appearing around scene 53.

4 scenes / 4 dialogue lines

The Mole

The Mole is listed as Supporting. Nine-year-old French boy, expert in covert operations. In the parsed data, The Mole is connected to 2 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 65.

2 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

    Stan walks down the street singing about going to the movies.

    Stan Marsh
  2. 2. INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

    Kenny wakes up and gets ready for church.

    Kenny McCormick
  3. 3. INT. KENNY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING

    Kenny eats breakfast with his family.

    Kenny McCormick
  4. 4. EXT. KENNY'S HOUSE - DAY

    Stan invites Kenny to the movie, and Kenny decides to skip church.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick
  5. 5. EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

    Stan and Kenny walk down the street and encounter Tom.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick
  6. 6. EXT. KYLE'S HOUSE - DAY

    Stan and Kenny pick up Kyle and Ike.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Ike Broflovski
  7. 7. EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

    The boys walk down the street and encounter a homeless man.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Ike Broflovski
  8. 8. INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY

    The boys pick up Cartman.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski
  9. 9. EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

    The boys try to buy tickets to the R-rated movie.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski
  10. 10. EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

    The boys get a homeless man to buy tickets for them.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski
  11. 11. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY

    The boys watch the Terrance and Phillip movie.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski, Terrance
  12. 12. EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

    The boys leave the theatre and use the bad language they learned.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  13. 13. EXT. STARK'S POND - DAY

    The boys show off their new vocabulary to the other kids.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Gregory
  14. 14. INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - DAY

    The kids use profanity in class, shocking Mr. Garrison.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison
  15. 15. INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY

    The boys are disciplined, and the PTA takes over the school.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Sheila Broflovski
  16. 16. INT. CAFETERIA - DAY

    The new dress code is announced.

    Wendy Testaburger
  17. 17. INT. SPELLING BEE - DAY

    A kid uses profanity at a spelling bee.

  18. 18. INT. SPELLING BEE - DAY

    A quadriplegic midget reporter discusses the influence of Canadian comedy while a spelling bee descends into chaos.

    Mr. Garrison
  19. 19. EXT. BIRTHDAY PARTY - DAY

    A clown is heckled by children at a birthday party.

  20. 20. INT. NEWSROOM - DAY

    News anchor interviews Sheila Broflovski and the Canadian Minister of Movies regarding the Terrance and Phillip film.

    Sheila Broflovski
  21. 21. INT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

    The boys and Wendy watch the Terrance and Phillip movie.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
  22. 22. EXT. THEATER - DAY

    Wendy breaks up with Stan, and Kenny dies attempting to light a fart on fire.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
  23. 23. INT. HOSPITAL - LATER

    Doctors attempt to save Kenny, but he dies after his heart is replaced with a potato.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  24. 24. INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - DAY

    Parents gather and decide to take action against Canada.

    Sheila Broflovski
  25. 25. EXT. HOSPITAL - CONTINUOUS

    Parents march out of the hospital singing, causing traffic accidents.

    Sheila Broflovski
  26. 26. INT. OPERATING ROOM - DAY

    The boys leave Kenny's body behind.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  27. 27. EXT. SPACE - UNKNOWN

    Kenny's spirit travels through space and descends into hell.

    Kenny McCormick
  28. 28. EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

    The boys find the movie banned and the ticket seller arrested.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  29. 29. INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT

    The boys watch Terrance and Phillip on Conan O'Brien.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Terrance, Phillip
  30. 30. INT. UNITED NATIONS - DAY

    Sheila Broflovski calls for an embargo on Canada.

    Sheila Broflovski
  31. 31. INT. SUPERMARKET - DAY

    The boys learn Cheesy Poofs are banned.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  32. 32. INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY

    Mothers confront the boys and plan to open a rehab center.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Sheila Broflovski
  33. 33. INT. HELL - DAY

    Kenny encounters Satan in hell.

    Kenny McCormick, Satan
  34. 34. INT. HELL - DAY

    Kenny is in Hell, confronted by Satan and Saddam Hussein.

    Kenny McCormick, Satan, Saddam Hussein
  35. 35. EXT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    Establishing shot of the rehab center.

  36. 36. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    Mr. Mackey leads a group therapy session for the kids.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey
  37. 37. INT. REHAB CENTER - LOUNGE - DAY

    Kyle's mother and other parents watch the kids on a monitor.

    Sheila Broflovski
  38. 38. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    Kyle's mother interrupts the therapy session.

    Sheila Broflovski, Mr. Mackey, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski
  39. 39. EXT. SUPREME COURT - DAY

    News report outside the Supreme Court trial.

  40. 40. INT. SUPREME COURT - DAY

    Terrance and Phillip are on trial.

    Terrance, Phillip, Sheila Broflovski
  41. 41. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    The kids watch the trial on TV.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
  42. 42. INT. CANADIAN PRESS CONFERENCE - DAY

    The Canadian Prime Minister threatens America.

  43. 43. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    Mr. Mackey shows the kids an edited version of the Terrance and Phillip movie.

    Mr. Mackey, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
  44. 44. INT. REHAB CENTER - SEPARATE ROOM - DAY

    Mr. Mackey meets with M.A.C. members.

    Mr. Mackey, Sheila Broflovski
  45. 45. INT. SUPREME COURT - DAY

    Terrance and Phillip are sentenced to death.

    Terrance, Phillip, Sheila Broflovski
  46. 46. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    The kids decide to help Terrance and Phillip.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Gregory
  47. 47. INT. REHAB CENTER - DAY

    Mr. Mackey graduates the kids, except Cartman.

    Mr. Mackey, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  48. 48. INT. HELL - DAY

    Kenny makes a deal with Saddam Hussein.

    Kenny McCormick, Satan, Saddam Hussein
  49. 49. INT. PTA MEETING - DAY

    The V-chip is introduced to the parents.

    Sheila Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  50. 50. EXT. SCHOOL - DAY

    The school environment has become strict.

  51. 51. INT. CLASSROOM - SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - DAY

    Cartman is shocked by his V-chip.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison
  52. 52. INT. Classroom - DAY

    Mr. Garrison tries to teach math, but is interrupted by soldiers who remove Terrance and Phillip pins and replace them with yellow stars.

    Mr. Garrison, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
  53. 53. INT. Cafeteria - DAY

    The boys talk to Chef about the war and women while being ushered by soldiers.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Chef
  54. 54. INT. Gymnasium - DAY

    Students watch a broadcast where the President declares war on Canada and Kyle's mother takes charge.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Sheila Broflovski, Chef
  55. 55. INT. Hell - DAY

    Kenny observes Satan and Saddam Hussein arguing about their relationship and the prophecy of the seventh sign.

    Kenny McCormick, Satan, Saddam Hussein
  56. 56. EXT. South Park Avenue - DAY

    The town burns Canadian items, and the boys decide to fight back.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski
  57. 57. INT. Kyle's House - DAY

    The boys use the internet to organize a resistance meeting.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski
  58. 58. INT. Pentagon - NIGHT

    The government tracks the resistance signal.

    Sheila Broflovski
  59. 59. INT. Cartman's House - NIGHT

    Cartman is visited by the ghost of Kenny.

    Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick
  60. 60. INT. La Resistance Meeting Place - NIGHT

    The boys gather to start the resistance.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  61. 61. INT. LA RESISTANCE - NIGHT

    Stan, Kyle, and Cartman prepare for their resistance meeting; Cartman claims he saw Kenny alive.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman
  62. 62. INT. LA RESISTANCE - NIGHT

    Gregory and Wendy arrive at the resistance meeting.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Gregory
  63. 63. INT. LA RESISTANCE - LATER

    Gregory outlines the plan to rescue Terrance and Phillip.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Gregory
  64. 64. INT. AMERICAN ARMY HEADQUARTERS - DAY

    General Plymkin briefs the troops on the war and the execution plan.

    Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Chef
  65. 65. INT. LA RESISTANCE - NIGHT

    The Mole is introduced to the group.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Gregory, The Mole
  66. 66. EXT. INTERNMENT CAMP - ANOTHER AREA - NIGHT

    Cartman attempts to sabotage the electrical box but is interrupted by soldiers and Kenny's ghost.

    Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick
  67. 67. EXT. INTERNMENT CAMP - STAN AND KYLE'S AREA - NIGHT

    The boys wait for The Mole, who returns briefly with the ticket guy before leaving again.

    Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, The Mole
  68. 68. INT. HELL - DAY

    Satan prepares for the execution of Terrance and Phillip while Saddam sleeps.

    Satan, Saddam Hussein, Kenny McCormick
  69. 69. EXT. INTERNMENT CAMP - ELECTRICAL BOX AREA - NIGHT

    Cartman encounters Kenny's ghost and runs away, failing to turn off the power.

    Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick
  70. 70. INT. KYLE'S HOUSE - ATTIC - NIGHT

    American soldiers capture Ike in the attic.

    Ike Broflovski
  71. 71. EXT. Battlefield - DAY

    The battle between Canadians and others continues until Satan and Saddam arrive, followed by the boys intervening with Cartman's new powers.

    Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Sheila Broflovski

Dialogue examples

I'm going to the movies To see the brighter side of life! I'm going to the movie Everything's gonna be alright! Forget all my troubles Put my own life on hold Let a studio tell me how I should view the world Where everything works out I love it that way I'm going to the movies The movies today!

Stan Marsh / Scene 1

You can do it, it's all up to you, mkay? With a method, there's nothing you can't do, mkay? You don't have to spend your life addicted to crack Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash as long as you follow this simple plan I'm fully convinced that it's, easy, mkay...

Mr. Mackey / Scene 36

The bastard Canadians want to fight us because we won't tolerate their potty mouths. Well, if it is war they want... THEN WAR THEY SHALL HAVE!!!

Sheila Broflovski / Scene 54

Okay, now let's try to get an answer from somebody who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on don't be shy...

Mr. Garrison / Scene 52

The seventh sign! When the blood of these Canadians touches American soil... It will be my time to rise!!!!!

Satan / Scene 55

Terrance and Phillip are currently being held at a Canadian Internment camp two kilometers outside of town.

Gregory / Scene 63

Mkay, children, you've all made terrific progress, and are hereby done with the eight step program.

Mr. Mackey / Scene 47

Did you miss me, buttercup? All right, gang! I am your new ruler now! Everyone bow down to ME!!

Saddam Hussein / Scene 71

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