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SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER script

Charlie, a commitment-phobic poet, falls for and marries the charming butcher Harriet, despite his best friend Tony's growing suspicion that she is a serial killer. Tony's conviction is fueled by Charlie's eccentric father and Harriet's unsettling sister, Rose, leading him to warn Charlie that Harriet is indeed the killer. Charlie confronts Harriet, who confesses to a past marriage, and locks her in a closet, only for Rose to be revealed as the true, mentally unstable serial killer who framed her sister. Ultimately, Charlie and Harriet reconcile, and Charlie, having overcome his fears, performs poetry with his family present.

Writer
Robbie Fox
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0108174
Script date
SHOOTING DRAFT
64Scenes
9Characters
75Pages
8Dialogue samples

Save the Cat beat sheet

SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER Save the Cat analysis

Charlie Mackenzie, a commitment-phobic poet working in a bookstore, meets the quirky butcher Harriet and falls headlong into romance despite mysterious hints about her past.

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Key characters

Charlie Mackenzie

Charlie Mackenzie is listed as Protagonist. Assistant manager at a bookstore, aspiring poet, late twenties. In the parsed data, Charlie Mackenzie is connected to 61 scenes, 163 dialogue lines, 163 text mentions, first appearing around scene 2.

61 scenes / 163 dialogue lines

Harriet Michaels

Harriet Michaels is listed as Love Interest. Butcher, attractive, late twenties. In the parsed data, Harriet Michaels is connected to 40 scenes, 91 dialogue lines, 91 text mentions, first appearing around scene 8.

40 scenes / 91 dialogue lines

Tony Spiletti

Tony Spiletti is listed as Best Friend. Police officer, Charlie's best friend. In the parsed data, Tony Spiletti is connected to 16 scenes, 34 dialogue lines, 34 text mentions, first appearing around scene 26.

16 scenes / 34 dialogue lines

Rose

Rose is listed as Antagonist. Harriet's sister, a photographer, mentally unstable. In the parsed data, Rose is connected to 14 scenes, 27 dialogue lines, 37 text mentions, first appearing around scene 17.

14 scenes / 27 dialogue lines

Stuart Mackenzie

Stuart Mackenzie is listed as Father. Charlie's father, a butcher, obsessed with Scottish culture and conspiracy theories. In the parsed data, Stuart Mackenzie is connected to 6 scenes, 11 dialogue lines, 11 text mentions, first appearing around scene 9.

6 scenes / 11 dialogue lines

May Mackenzie

May Mackenzie is listed as Mother. Charlie's mother. In the parsed data, May Mackenzie is connected to 6 scenes, 8 dialogue lines, 8 text mentions, first appearing around scene 31.

6 scenes / 8 dialogue lines

William

William is listed as Brother. Charlie's younger brother. In the parsed data, William is connected to 4 scenes, first appearing around scene 9.

4 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Sherri

Sherri is listed as Ex-girlfriend. Charlie's former girlfriend. In the parsed data, Sherri is connected to 2 scenes, 6 dialogue lines, 7 text mentions, first appearing around scene 4.

2 scenes / 6 dialogue lines

Ralph

Ralph is listed as Friend. A friend of Harriet. In the parsed data, Ralph is connected to 1 scene, 3 dialogue lines, 19 text mentions, first appearing around scene 52.

1 scenes / 3 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. EXT. San Francisco Alleyway - DUSK

    Charlie Mackenzie arrives at the bookstore alleyway and deposits garbage while mimicking a Jack Kerouac poster.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  2. 2. INT. City Lights Bookstore - DAY

    Charlie works at the bookstore, writing poetry and directing tourists to Kerouac books.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  3. 3. EXT. City Lights Bookstore - NIGHT

    Charlie closes the bookstore and walks home through the city.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  4. 4. INT. Charlie's Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie discovers his girlfriend Sherri is packing to leave him.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Sherri
  5. 5. EXT. Charlie's Car - DUSK

    Charlie and Tony discuss Charlie's relationship issues and fears of commitment.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  6. 6. INT. Spiletti's Coffee House - NIGHT

    Charlie and Tony visit a coffee house where they meet two women.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  7. 7. INT. Charlie's Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie attempts to write a poem about his loneliness.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  8. 8. INT. Butcher's Shop - DAY

    Charlie meets Harriet, a butcher, while shopping for haggis.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  9. 9. INT. Charlie's Parents' Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie and Tony visit Charlie's parents for dinner.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti, Stuart Mackenzie, May Mackenzie, William
  10. 10. EXT. MEATS OF THE WORLD - LATE AFTERNOON

    Charlie drives by and sees Harriet in a Dutch costume.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  11. 11. INT. CITY LIGHTS BOOKSTORE - DAY

    Charlie works at the bookstore and writes poetry about Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  12. 12. EXT. MEATS OF THE WORLD - DAY

    Charlie arrives at the store during Welsh Week.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  13. 13. INT. MEATS OF THE WORLD - DAY

    Charlie helps Harriet at the meat counter.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  14. 14. EXT. PIER - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet have a romantic hot-dog dinner.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  15. 15. INT. HARRIET'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Charlie visits Harriet's apartment.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  16. 16. INT. HARRIET'S BEDROOM - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

    Harriet sleep-talks about Ralph.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  17. 17. INT. HARRIET'S BATHROOM - MORNING

    Charlie accidentally walks in on Rose.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Rose
  18. 18. INT. HARRIET'S APARTMENT HALLWAY - MORNING

    Charlie meets Rose.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Rose
  19. 19. INT. KITCHEN - MORNING

    Charlie and Rose have breakfast.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Rose
  20. 20. INT. CITY LIGHTS BOOKSTORE - DAY

    Charlie asks about the name Ralph.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  21. 21. EXT. ALCATRAZ TOUR - DAY

    Charlie and Tony take a tour of Alcatraz.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  22. 22. INT. EL TORO - DAY

    Rose and Harriet discuss Charlie.

    Harriet Michaels, Rose
  23. 23. EXT. HARRIET'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY

    Charlie returns to Harriet's.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  24. 24. INT. HARRIET'S APARTMENT - DAY

    Charlie visits Harriet again.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Rose
  25. 25. INT. Harriet's Apartment - DAY

    Charlie visits Harriet and Rose, where he sees Rose's abstract collage art and feels a connection to her.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Rose
  26. 26. EXT. Poetry Festival - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet meet Tony and Susan at a poetry festival.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti
  27. 27. INT. Poetry Festival - NIGHT

    The group watches Allen Ginsberg perform.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti
  28. 28. EXT. Fisherman's Wharf - NIGHT

    The group visits an arcade and a House of Horrors.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti
  29. 29. INT. Wax Museum - DAY

    Charlie and Harriet visit a wax museum where the figures look like the owner.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  30. 30. EXT. Street - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet walk in the rain; Charlie has a nightmare about Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  31. 31. INT. Charlie's Parents' Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie introduces Harriet to his eccentric parents.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Stuart Mackenzie, May Mackenzie, William
  32. 32. INT. Bathroom at Parents' - NIGHT

    Charlie reads an article about Mrs. X in the National Enquirer.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  33. 33. INT. Charlie's Car - NIGHT

    Charlie questions Harriet about her past relationships.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  34. 34. INT. Police Station - DAY

    Charlie discusses his suspicions about Harriet with Tony.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  35. 35. INT. Computer Room at Police Station - DAY

    Charlie and Tony check police records for Mrs. X's victims.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  36. 36. INT. Harriet's Apartment - EVENING

    Charlie visits Rose and looks at her photography.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Rose
  37. 37. INT. Charlie's Bedroom - NIGHT

    Charlie works out while Harriet enters.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  38. 38. INT. Charlie's Bedroom - NIGHT

    Charlie works out on a Stair Master while Harriet tries to get him to drink a health shake, leading to a conversation about murder and trust.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  39. 39. INT. Charlie's Bathroom - NIGHT

    Harriet takes a shower while Charlie searches for the shake, feeling suspicious.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  40. 40. INT. Charlie's Bedroom - NIGHT

    Harriet and Charlie watch a news segment about poisoning and discuss trust.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  41. 41. INT. BART Platform - DAY

    Charlie helps an old lady with her cat toys while Harriet approaches him.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  42. 42. EXT/INT. San Francisco Chronicle Building - DAY

    Charlie tries to place an announcement and overhears obituary assistants.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  43. 43. INT. Meats of the World - DAY

    Charlie breaks up with Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  44. 44. INT. Spiletti's Coffee House - NIGHT

    Charlie tells Tony he broke up with Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  45. 45. INT. Charlie's Bedroom - NIGHT

    Charlie writes poetry in his journal.

    Charlie Mackenzie
  46. 46. EXT. Haight-Ashbury Street - DAY

    Charlie runs into his ex-girlfriend Sherri.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Sherri
  47. 47. INT. Charlie's Bedroom - EARLY EVENING

    Tony calls Charlie to tell him someone else confessed to the murder.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Tony Spiletti
  48. 48. EXT. Harriet's Apartment Door - DAY

    Charlie tries to reconcile with Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Rose
  49. 49. INT. Harriet's Apartment - NIGHT

    Harriet deals with a neighbor complaining about noise.

    Harriet Michaels
  50. 50. EXT. Harriet's Apartment Balcony - NIGHT

    Charlie serenades Harriet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  51. 51. INT. Bathtub / Harriet's Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet bathe together and discuss her family.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  52. 52. INT. Harriet's Living Room - NIGHT

    Charlie meets Ralph.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Ralph
  53. 53. INT. Charlie's Parents' Apartment - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet attend his parents' 45th anniversary party. Charlie proposes to Harriet, she accepts, and they share the news with Tony.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti, Stuart Mackenzie, May Mackenzie, Rose
  54. 54. INT. Jewelry Store - DAY

    Charlie and Harriet pick out a ring.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  55. 55. INT. Travel Agency - DAY

    The couple plans their honeymoon.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  56. 56. INT. Doctor's Office - DAY

    Charlie and Harriet receive blood test results.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  57. 57. INT. Scottish Presbyterian Church - DAY

    Charlie and Harriet get married.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti, Stuart Mackenzie, May Mackenzie, Rose
  58. 58. INT. Reception Hall - NIGHT

    The wedding reception takes place.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti, Stuart Mackenzie, May Mackenzie, Rose
  59. 59. INT. BEAUTIFUL FRENCH RESTAURANT IN HOTEL - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet are at dinner when a concierge interrupts with an urgent phone call for Charlie.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Rose
  60. 60. INT. AIRPORT IN OREGON - EARLY EVENING

    Tony calls Charlie to warn him that Harriet is a murderer.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Tony Spiletti
  61. 61. INT. CHARLIE & HARRIET'S ROOM - NIGHT

    Charlie and Harriet are locked in their room; Charlie tries to get the bellboy to stay.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels
  62. 62. EXT. AIRPORT - NIGHT

    Tony commandeers a vehicle to get to the lodge.

    Tony Spiletti
  63. 63. INT. CHARLES AND HARRIET'S ROOM - NIGHT

    Harriet confesses she has been married before; Charlie locks her in a closet.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, Rose
  64. 64. INT. SPILETTI'S COFFEE HOUSE - NIGHT

    Charlie performs poetry with his family in the audience.

    Charlie Mackenzie, Harriet Michaels, William

Dialogue examples

He hated it. Trudging off to those weddings every Saturday night. Other people's celebrations he called it. He said sometimes they didn't even offer him a glass of soda. He had a small studio, and every year at Christmas he'd take a picture of me and Rose and put it in the window on a little card that said "Seasons Greetings." Awful pictures. It's like... I could see his pain in my face. Anyway, me and my sister worked with our "childhood issues" in different ways. She became a photographer and I became phobic about having my picture taken. It's quite a family.

Harriet Michaels / Scene 51

I'm glad you asked. I didn't want to be so forward. I mean, if you're waiting inside, then you feel obligated to entertain me and keep up the conversation just to be polite, and really your head might be totally elsewhere and then there's the chance that you would really want to talk and it's me who'd be busy, but in an attempt not to be rude, I sit there and listen to some story that you don't really want to tell and I don't really have time to hear. You know?

Rose / Scene 36

Look, the truth is, yes, I had a great time, and I'd like to kiss you, but if we do kiss, then we'll kiss on the couch and if we kiss on the couch, then we'll kiss in the bedroom, and once you're in the bedroom -- Well, the thing is, I always rush it. And this time I feel like maybe I should wait. Maybe we should let it build naturally and grow, instead of just immediately spending the night together.

Charlie Mackenzie / Scene 15

Yes, You're my captain for gods sakes. You should be constantly on my case, like the captain on Starsky and Hutch. Once a week you should routinely haul my ass into your office, accuse me of being a maverick and complain to me that you're sick and tired of defending my screwball antics to the commissioner.

Tony Spiletti / Scene 34

This is Charlie with his Uncle Ecky. He's a policeman in Canada. And our cousins Ruth and Jack. He's just got a restraining order from his wife. She's a lovely girl. This is Billy. He's a member of parliament. He drinks.

May Mackenzie / Scene 32

It's North-South. For health reasons. See... I had this friend, he was a martial arts expert. Anyways, he used to sleep North-South. I don't know... It's a martial arts thing and it just sort of became a habit with me.

Harriet Michaels / Scene 15

You're just getting scared. Like the dream, you feel Harriet could be the one, so you start to suspect her of things, 'cause deep down you're scared that if she is the one, you'll marry, and marriage to you is death.

Tony Spiletti / Scene 34

I know, Charlie. And it's not just that. Look at the things people are doing. Partners killing each other... I mean, you hear a story like that, and... who can you really trust these days?

Harriet Michaels / Scene 40

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