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Never Been Kissed script

Socially awkward copy editor Josie Geller goes undercover as a high school student to write an exposé, struggling to fit in while developing a crush on her English teacher, Sam. Her brother Rob enrolls to help her infiltrate the popular crowd, but his actions also lead to Josie's growing popularity and a complicated web of deception. At prom, Josie's true identity is revealed to Sam, who feels betrayed, and her editor, Gus, who is furious about the lack of a scandalous story. Josie writes an honest article about her experience and publicly apologizes to Sam and the students, sharing her first real kiss with Sam on the pitcher's mound.

Writer
Jenny Bicks (Revised Draft), Abby Kohn & Marc Silverstein (Original Screenplay)
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0151738
Script date
6/26/98
32Scenes
14Characters
55Pages
8Dialogue samples

Save the Cat beat sheet

Never Been Kissed Save the Cat analysis

Josie Geller, a down-on-her-luck newspaper copy editor, goes undercover as a high school student to revive her dead-end career.

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Key characters

Josie Geller

Josie Geller is listed as Copy Editor / Undercover Reporter. 25, cute, blonde, intelligent, socially awkward, never been kissed. In the parsed data, Josie Geller is connected to 29 scenes, 10 dialogue lines, 11 text mentions, first appearing around scene 1.

29 scenes / 10 dialogue lines

Rob Geller

Rob Geller is listed as Josie's Brother. 23, good-looking, works at Tiki Post, former baseball player. In the parsed data, Rob Geller is connected to 10 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 27.

10 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Sam Coulson

Sam Coulson is listed as High School English Teacher. Ruggedly handsome, 20-something, Yale grad. In the parsed data, Sam Coulson is connected to 9 scenes, 5 dialogue lines, 5 text mentions, first appearing around scene 11.

9 scenes / 5 dialogue lines

Guy Perkins

Guy Perkins is listed as High School Student. Popular, handsome, leader of the cool group. In the parsed data, Guy Perkins is connected to 9 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 30.

9 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Anita Brandt

Anita Brandt is listed as Josie's Colleague. Late 20s, pretty, semi-unprofessional. In the parsed data, Anita Brandt is connected to 8 scenes, 2 dialogue lines, 2 text mentions, first appearing around scene 4.

8 scenes / 2 dialogue lines

Aldys

Aldys is listed as Student / Denominator. Intense, wise, math-focused. In the parsed data, Aldys is connected to 8 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 10.

8 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Gus Strauss

Gus Strauss is listed as Josie's Editor. Late 30s, demanding, cynical. In the parsed data, Gus Strauss is connected to 7 scenes, 3 dialogue lines, 3 text mentions, first appearing around scene 9.

7 scenes / 3 dialogue lines

Gibby

Gibby is listed as High School Student. Popular, mean girl. In the parsed data, Gibby is connected to 6 scenes, first appearing around scene 16.

6 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Kristen

Kristen is listed as High School Student. Popular, mean girl. In the parsed data, Kristen is connected to 5 scenes, first appearing around scene 18.

5 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Kirsten

Kirsten is listed as High School Student. Popular, mean girl. In the parsed data, Kirsten is connected to 4 scenes, first appearing around scene 16.

4 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Hyram Rigfort

Hyram Rigfort is listed as Newspaper Owner. 65, white-haired, dignified. In the parsed data, Hyram Rigfort is connected to 3 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 8.

3 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Merkin Burns

Merkin Burns is listed as Office Assistant. Officious, rude. In the parsed data, Merkin Burns is connected to 2 scenes, 1 dialogue line, 1 text mention, first appearing around scene 3.

2 scenes / 1 dialogue lines

Cynthia

Cynthia is listed as Newspaper Employee. Affable, 40s, writes obituaries. In the parsed data, Cynthia is connected to 1 scene, first appearing around scene 5.

1 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Monty Maylik

Monty Maylik is listed as Tiki Post Owner. 50, proud, eccentric. In the parsed data, Monty Maylik is connected to 1 scene, first appearing around scene 6.

1 scenes / 0 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. EXT. Baseball Stadium - NIGHT

    Josie imagines herself as a star on a baseball field, realizing her life has taken an unexpected turn.

    Josie Geller
  2. 2. INT. Electronics Store - CONTINUOUS

    Josie watches her own image on TV screens while reflecting on her journey.

    Josie Geller
  3. 3. INT. Chicago Sun Times Bullpen - DAY

    Josie navigates the office, dealing with her assistant Rhoda and the rude office assistant Merkin.

    Josie Geller, Merkin Burns
  4. 4. INT. Josie's Office - CONTINUOUS

    Josie organizes her desk and discusses her career aspirations with Anita and Gus.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Gus Strauss
  5. 5. INT. Sun Times Lunchroom - DAY

    Josie discusses her lack of a love life and her desire to be a writer with Anita and Cynthia.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Cynthia
  6. 6. INT. Tiki Post - DAY

    Josie visits her brother Rob at his workplace and they argue about their lives.

    Josie Geller, Rob Geller, Monty Maylik
  7. 7. INT. Josie's Apartment - NIGHT

    Josie spends a quiet evening alone in her apartment.

    Josie Geller
  8. 8. INT. Conference Room - DAY

    Rigfort announces a new undercover assignment for the staff.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Gus Strauss, Hyram Rigfort
  9. 9. INT. Restaurant - DAY

    Josie talks to Gus on the phone about her cafeteria expose while Aldys waits at the table.

    Josie Geller, Gus Strauss, Aldys
  10. 10. EXT. High School Track - DUSK

    Aldys helps Josie with her car and invites her to join the Math Team.

    Josie Geller, Aldys
  11. 11. INT. Classroom - DAY

    Sam teaches a lesson on Shakespeare and disguise.

    Sam Coulson, Aldys, Josie Geller
  12. 12. INT. Gus's Office - DAY

    Gus demands Josie get closer to the popular kids.

    Gus Strauss, Josie Geller
  13. 13. INT. Club/Dellosser Hall - NIGHT

    Josie attends a concert and makes a fool of herself while high.

    Josie Geller, Sam Coulson
  14. 14. EXT. Ferris Wheel - NIGHT

    Josie and Sam ride the Ferris wheel together, discussing their lives and feelings while Tommy rocks their bucket.

    Josie Geller, Sam Coulson, Guy Perkins
  15. 15. EXT. Baseball Dugout - DAY

    Rob lies to his teammates about Josie to gain social capital.

    Rob Geller
  16. 16. INT. Biology Classroom - DAY

    Rob spreads rumors about Josie's wealth to the cool girls.

    Rob Geller, Gibby, Kirsten
  17. 17. EXT. Track - DAY

    Rob lies to the popular boys about Josie's dating history.

    Rob Geller, Guy Perkins
  18. 18. INT. Cafeteria - DAY

    Josie is accepted into the popular group.

    Josie Geller, Rob Geller, Aldys, Guy Perkins, Gibby, Kristen
  19. 19. INT. Science Classroom - DAY

    Anita conducts a sex education class.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Sam Coulson
  20. 20. INT. Science Classroom - LATER

    The class practices safe sex with bananas, and the prom theme is changed.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Sam Coulson, Aldys, Guy Perkins, Gibby
  21. 21. EXT. Baseball Stands - DAY

    Josie sits with the popular girls and Guy approaches her.

    Josie Geller, Guy Perkins, Gibby, Kristen, Kirsten
  22. 22. INT. Conference Room - DAY

    Rigfort demands Josie's story.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Gus Strauss, Hyram Rigfort
  23. 23. INT. Kitchen - NIGHT

    Josie confronts Rob at the party.

    Josie Geller, Rob Geller, Guy Perkins
  24. 24. INT. Gym - DAY

    Prom preparations and Josie's growing popularity.

    Josie Geller, Sam Coulson, Aldys, Guy Perkins, Gibby, Kristen
  25. 25. INT. Country Club - NIGHT

    The prom takes place.

    Josie Geller, Rob Geller, Sam Coulson, Aldys, Guy Perkins, Gibby
  26. 26. EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER

    Josie exits the club looking for Sam; George informs her he lost the feed; Sam confronts Josie about her undercover story.

    Josie Geller, Sam Coulson, Rob Geller
  27. 27. INT. JOSIE'S APARTMENT BUILDING - HALLWAY - LATER

    Rob confronts Josie about her actions jeopardizing his baseball career.

    Josie Geller, Rob Geller
  28. 28. INT. GUS'S OFFICE - DAY

    Gus confronts Josie about being scooped by the Chicago Tribune.

    Gus Strauss, Josie Geller
  29. 29. INT. SUN TIMES BULLPEN - CONTINUOUS

    Josie prepares to write her real story.

    Josie Geller, Anita Brandt, Merkin Burns
  30. 30. EXT. SOUTHGLEN HIGH SCHOOL - DAY

    Josie returns to the high school to set up her final story.

    Josie Geller, Guy Perkins
  31. 31. INT. LOCKER ROOM - SAME

    Josie negotiates with the coach to ensure media coverage for the game.

    Josie Geller
  32. 32. INT. BASEBALL FIELD - NIGHT

    Josie waits on the pitcher's mound for Sam to accept her apology.

    Josie Geller, Sam Coulson, Rob Geller, Anita Brandt, Aldys, Hyram Rigfort

Dialogue examples

Uh, hey, umm--Ms. Geller. This is totally embarrassing but my mom, she's all worried about me getting a job after graduation. She wanted me to ask you about like, an internship for me, at the Sun Times?

Guy Perkins / Scene 30

How could you do that to me? I helped you. I got you everything you wanted. And how do you repay me- you blow everything TWO DAYS before pro scouts come to see me play.

Rob Geller / Scene 27

Goddamnit, Josie! Drop the act. Do you have any idea what I went through every night because of you?! I was attracted to a 17 year old!

Sam Coulson / Scene 26

How can you just give up like that? You had a real shot at playing college ball and you let one case of mono stop everything.

Josie Geller / Scene 6

Your story was Rigfort's baby. We were scooped! We've got nothing. Zippo. You totally and completely screwed both of us.

Gus Strauss / Scene 28

We are not screwed. Yes, I made a mistake. But we will have a story. You will have an amazing story.

Josie Geller / Scene 28

You know in some movies how they have a dream sequence only they don't tell you it's a dream?

Josie Geller / Scene 1

How would you like to join The Denominators? The Math Team could really use a new brain.

Aldys / Scene 10

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