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2007

Burn After Reading script

Demoted CIA analyst Osbourne Cox writes a tell-all memoir, while his wife Katie has an affair with U.S. Marshal Harry Pfarrer and plans to divorce Osbourne. A disc of Osbourne's drafts falls into the hands of dim-witted gym employees Linda Litzke and Chad Feldheimer, who attempt to extort money from Osbourne, while Harry, increasingly paranoid, builds a secret project. The situation escalates when Harry accidentally shoots and kills Chad, mistaking him for an intruder, leading the CIA to initiate a cleanup operation as Osbourne, now ruined, attacks Linda's boss. Ultimately, Linda fails to profit from the disc, Harry flees the country, and the CIA concludes the entire affair was a series of unfortunate, unrelated events with no clear motive or outcome.

Writer
Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
IMDb ID (imdb_id)
tt0887883
Script date
2007
151Scenes
11Characters
81Pages
8Dialogue samples

Save the Cat beat sheet

Burn After Reading Save the Cat analysis

A bumbling ex-CIA analyst’s life spirals after he’s fired and his inadvertently released memoir draft becomes the object of espionage.

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Key characters

Linda Litzke

Linda Litzke is listed as Hardbodies Gym Employee. Obsessed with cosmetic surgery, internet dating, and reinventing herself. In the parsed data, Linda Litzke is connected to 60 scenes, 136 dialogue lines, 140 text mentions, first appearing around scene 26.

60 scenes / 136 dialogue lines

Harry Pfarrer

Harry Pfarrer is listed as U.S. Marshal. Rugged, married to Sandy, having an affair with Katie, paranoid. In the parsed data, Harry Pfarrer is connected to 46 scenes, 121 dialogue lines, 122 text mentions, first appearing around scene 5.

46 scenes / 121 dialogue lines

Osbourne Cox

Osbourne Cox is listed as Former CIA Analyst. Middle-aged, wears bow ties, prone to drinking, recently quit the CIA. In the parsed data, Osbourne Cox is connected to 43 scenes, 60 dialogue lines, 68 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

43 scenes / 60 dialogue lines

Chad Feldheimer

Chad Feldheimer is listed as Hardbodies Gym Trainer. Well-muscled, dim-witted, works with Linda. In the parsed data, Chad Feldheimer is connected to 37 scenes, 46 dialogue lines, 47 text mentions, first appearing around scene 45.

37 scenes / 46 dialogue lines

Katie Cox

Katie Cox is listed as Pediatrician. Osbourne's wife, cold, planning to divorce him. In the parsed data, Katie Cox is connected to 25 scenes, 33 dialogue lines, 33 text mentions, first appearing around scene 4.

25 scenes / 33 dialogue lines

Ted Treffon

Ted Treffon is listed as Manager of Hardbodies. Soulful, former Greek Orthodox priest. In the parsed data, Ted Treffon is connected to 16 scenes, 33 dialogue lines, 33 text mentions, first appearing around scene 66.

16 scenes / 33 dialogue lines

Sandy Pfarrer

Sandy Pfarrer is listed as Children's Book Author. Harry's wife, writes the 'Oliver' series. In the parsed data, Sandy Pfarrer is connected to 10 scenes, 9 dialogue lines, 9 text mentions, first appearing around scene 7.

10 scenes / 9 dialogue lines

Palmer DeBakey Smith

Palmer DeBakey Smith is listed as CIA Official. Silver-haired, oversees Osbourne's termination. In the parsed data, Palmer DeBakey Smith is connected to 7 scenes, 42 dialogue lines, 42 text mentions, first appearing around scene 3.

7 scenes / 42 dialogue lines

Gardner McC. Chubb

Gardner McC. Chubb is listed as CIA Superior. High-ranking official, weary of the situation. In the parsed data, Gardner McC. Chubb is connected to 3 scenes, 41 dialogue lines, 41 text mentions, first appearing around scene 115.

3 scenes / 41 dialogue lines

Ilan Krapotkin

Ilan Krapotkin is listed as Russian Embassy Official. Bureaucratic, dismissive of Linda and Chad. In the parsed data, Ilan Krapotkin is connected to 3 scenes, 5 dialogue lines, 5 text mentions, first appearing around scene 75.

3 scenes / 5 dialogue lines

Bogus Terikhian

Bogus Terikhian is listed as Attorney. Katie's divorce lawyer. In the parsed data, Bogus Terikhian is connected to 3 scenes, 2 dialogue lines, 2 text mentions, first appearing around scene 11.

3 scenes / 2 dialogue lines

Scene outline

  1. 1. EXT. Eastern Seaboard - DAY

    Aerial view of Washington D.C. and CIA Headquarters.

  2. 2. INT. CIA Hallway - DAY

    Tracking shot of someone walking down a hallway.

  3. 3. INT. Palmer's Office - DAY

    Palmer DeBakey Smith informs Osbourne Cox that he is being removed from his position.

    Palmer DeBakey Smith, Osbourne Cox
  4. 4. INT. Cox Kitchen - DAY

    Osbourne tries to tell Katie he quit his job, but she is focused on party preparations.

    Osbourne Cox, Katie Cox
  5. 5. INT. Cox Living Room - NIGHT

    A cocktail party at the Cox residence with the Pfarrers and Magruders.

    Osbourne Cox, Katie Cox, Harry Pfarrer, Sandy Pfarrer
  6. 6. INT. Cox Kitchen - NIGHT

    Harry and Katie discuss Osbourne in the kitchen.

    Katie Cox, Harry Pfarrer
  7. 7. INT. Harry's Car - NIGHT

    Harry and Sandy drive home.

    Harry Pfarrer, Sandy Pfarrer
  8. 8. INT. Cox Master Bedroom - NIGHT

    Katie reacts to Osbourne quitting his job.

    Osbourne Cox, Katie Cox
  9. 9. EXT. Yacht/At Sea - DAY

    Osbourne talks to his elderly father on a boat.

    Osbourne Cox
  10. 10. EXT. Pier - DAY

    Osbourne pushes his father in a wheelchair.

    Osbourne Cox
  11. 11. INT. Law Firm Conference Room - DAY

    Katie meets with her divorce lawyer, Bogus Terikhian.

    Katie Cox, Bogus Terikhian
  12. 12. INT. Cox House - DAY

    Osbourne records his thoughts on a microcassette.

    Osbourne Cox
  13. 13. INT. Cox Basement Stairway - DAY

    Osbourne rushes to answer the phone.

    Osbourne Cox
  14. 14. INT. Cox Basement - DAY

    Osbourne answers the phone.

    Osbourne Cox
  15. 15. INT. Living Room - DAY

    Osbourne watches a game show.

    Osbourne Cox
  16. 16. INT. Living Room - DAY

    Osbourne paces with his recorder.

    Osbourne Cox
  17. 17. INT. Cox Kitchen - DAY

    Osbourne makes a drink.

    Osbourne Cox
  18. 18. EXT. Sailboat - DUSK

    Harry and Katie are on the boat.

    Katie Cox, Harry Pfarrer
  19. 19. INT. Sailboat - DUSK

    Harry and Katie finish their encounter.

    Katie Cox, Harry Pfarrer
  20. 20. INT. Cox House - DUSK

    Katie returns home.

    Katie Cox
  21. 21. INT. Kitchen - DUSK

    Katie finds a note from Osbourne.

    Katie Cox
  22. 22. EXT. Potomac Bridge - DUSK

    Harry jogs and feels paranoid.

    Harry Pfarrer
  23. 23. INT. Cox Basement - NIGHT

    Katie searches Osbourne's computer.

    Katie Cox
  24. 24. INT. Fenninger's - NIGHT

    Osbourne is at a reunion dinner.

    Osbourne Cox
  25. 25. INT. Fenninger's - Georgian Room - NIGHT

    Osbourne drinks with his classmates.

    Osbourne Cox
  26. 26. INT. Exam Room - DAY

    Linda Litzke consults with a plastic surgeon.

    Linda Litzke
  27. 27. INT. Doctor's Office - DAY

    Linda and the doctor discuss the procedures.

    Linda Litzke
  28. 28. INT. Hardbodies - DAY

    Linda calls for Chad.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  29. 29. INT. Hardbodies - Gym Floor - DAY

    Chad is training a client.

    Chad Feldheimer
  30. 30. INT. Linda's Office - DAY

    Linda and Chad look at dating profiles.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  31. 31. INT. Gym - DAY

    Linda shows a customer around.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  32. 32. INT. Linda's Office - LATER

    Linda makes a phone call.

    Linda Litzke
  33. 33. INT. Ted's Office/Linda's Office - DAY

    Linda is seen sobbing at her desk while Ted watches her, unsure whether to intervene.

    Linda Litzke, Ted Treffon
  34. 34. EXT. Washington Mall - DAY

    Linda encounters a man named Alan while walking.

    Linda Litzke
  35. 35. EXT. Circle Theatre - DUSK

    A movie poster is displayed.

  36. 36. INT. Theatre - NIGHT

    Linda and Alan watch a movie together.

    Linda Litzke
  37. 37. INT. Restaurant - NIGHT

    Linda and Alan have dinner.

    Linda Litzke
  38. 38. INT. Linda's Apartment/Bedroom - NIGHT

    Linda and Alan are intimate.

    Linda Litzke
  39. 39. INT. Linda's Apartment/Bedroom - LATER

    Linda searches Alan's belongings while he sleeps.

    Linda Litzke
  40. 40. INT. Linda's Living Room - NIGHT

    Linda examines the contents of Alan's wallet.

    Linda Litzke
  41. 41. INT. Yacht - NIGHT

    Harry and Katie discuss their respective marriages.

    Katie Cox, Harry Pfarrer
  42. 42. INT. Home Depot - DAY

    Harry shops for metal tubing.

    Harry Pfarrer
  43. 43. EXT. Home Depot - DAY

    Harry leaves the store with his supplies.

    Harry Pfarrer
  44. 44. INT. Linda Litzke's Cubicle - DAY

    Linda struggles with a customer service call.

    Linda Litzke
  45. 45. INT. Hardbodies - Ted's Cubicle - DAY

    Chad, Ted, and Linda discover classified files on a CD.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer, Ted Treffon
  46. 46. INT. Harry's Car - DAY

    Harry checks his rear-view mirror.

    Harry Pfarrer
  47. 47. EXT. Chevy Chase House - DAY

    Harry arrives home.

    Harry Pfarrer
  48. 48. INT. House - DAY

    Harry brings the pipe inside.

    Harry Pfarrer, Sandy Pfarrer
  49. 49. INT. Cellar - NIGHT

    Harry works on his secret project.

    Harry Pfarrer
  50. 50. INT. Monkey Dave's - NIGHT

    Linda and Ted discuss her desire for surgery and his past.

    Linda Litzke, Ted Treffon
  51. 51. INT. Linda's Apartment - NIGHT

    Linda receives a late-night phone call.

    Linda Litzke
  52. 52. INT. Apartment Stairwell - NIGHT

    Chad arrives at Linda's apartment.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  53. 53. INT. Linda's Apartment - MOMENTS LATER

    Chad tells Linda he knows who the owner of the files is.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  54. 54. INT. Kitchen - MOMENTS LATER

    Chad calls Osbourne Cox.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  55. 55. INT. Osbourne's Bedroom - NIGHT

    Osbourne receives a threatening call from Chad.

    Osbourne Cox, Katie Cox, Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  56. 56. INT. The Cox Bedroom - NIGHT

    Osbourne and Katie discuss the strange call.

    Osbourne Cox, Katie Cox
  57. 57. INT. Linda's Apartment - NIGHT

    Linda and Chad discuss their next move.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  58. 58. INT. Pfarrer Cellar - DAWN

    Sandy leaves for a trip while Harry hides his project.

    Harry Pfarrer, Sandy Pfarrer
  59. 59. EXT. Pfarrer House - DAWN

    Harry watches a car drive away.

    Harry Pfarrer, Sandy Pfarrer
  60. 60. INT. Law Firm - Conference Room - DAY

    Bogus Terikhian discusses legal strategy with Katie.

    Katie Cox, Bogus Terikhian
  61. 61. INT. Law Firm - Outer Office - DAY

    The secretary looks for financial files.

  62. 62. INT. Law Firm - Inner Office - DAY

    Bogus and Katie finalize the decision to divorce.

    Katie Cox, Bogus Terikhian
  63. 63. EXT. WASHINGTON MALL - DAY

    Linda spots Harry Pfarrer on a bench at the mall.

    Linda Litzke, Harry Pfarrer
  64. 64. INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT

    Harry and Linda have dinner and discuss Harry's past as a bodyguard.

    Harry Pfarrer, Linda Litzke
  65. 65. INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Harry visits Linda's apartment and discloses he is married.

    Linda Litzke, Harry Pfarrer
  66. 66. INT. TED'S OFFICE - DAY

    Linda tells Ted about her new boyfriend, Harry.

    Ted Treffon, Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  67. 67. EXT. SERVICE ALLEY - DAY

    Linda tells Chad to go home and change into a suit.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  68. 68. INT. DOWNTOWN RESTAURANT - DAY

    Harry and Katie discuss their plan to deal with Osbourne.

    Harry Pfarrer, Katie Cox
  69. 69. INT/EXT. COX'S CAR/STREET - DAY

    Osbourne meets Chad to exchange money for the disk.

    Osbourne Cox, Chad Feldheimer
  70. 70. EXT. STREET/COX'S CAR - DAY

    Linda picks up a bleeding Chad.

    Osbourne Cox, Chad Feldheimer, Linda Litzke
  71. 71. INT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. STREET - DAY

    Linda rams Osbourne's car.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer, Osbourne Cox
  72. 72. INT. OSBOURNE'S CAR/EXT. STREET - DAY

    Osbourne reacts to the collision.

    Osbourne Cox
  73. 73. INT. HIS CAR-TO-CAR POV - DAY

    Linda passes Osbourne and flips him off.

    Linda Litzke, Osbourne Cox
  74. 74. INT. LINDA'S CAR - DAY

    Linda decides to go to the Russian Embassy.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  75. 75. INT/EXT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY

    Linda and Chad arrive at the Russian Embassy.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  76. 76. INT. EMBASSY RECEPTION - DAY

    Linda and Chad enter the embassy.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  77. 77. INT. MR. KRAPOTKIN'S OFFICE - DAY

    Linda offers the diskette to Krapotkin.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer, Ilan Krapotkin
  78. 78. INT. MR. KRAPOTKIN'S OFFICE - DAY

    Linda and Chad are asked to follow a man.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  79. 79. INT. EMBASSY HALLWAY - DAY

    Linda and Chad walk through the hallway.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer
  80. 80. INT. ANOTHER EMBASSY OFFICE - DAY

    Linda and Chad negotiate with a new embassy man.

    Linda Litzke, Chad Feldheimer

Dialogue examples

Hi. Sorry to call out of the blue but I have a, well, a publishing question and I thought you might be the person to ask, I have this manuscript, something to do with my professional experiences, not to go into too much detail but I think it's pretty explosive stuff and I think that it could merit a fairly wide readership handled properly and it isn't quite finished yet but there's a situation where I'm worried about it leaking now and maybe excerpts being published or on the internet, whatever, without my permission, and a lot of the impact being, um, blunted, so I'm actually anxious to bring it to market sooner than I'd planned----I mean, like now, in fact----so I was thinking, I know you, and you seem to do well, so I was wondering if you were happy with your publisher. The people you use.

Osbourne Cox / Scene 122

I gotta tell ya----I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine----twelve hundred bucks. I take a look at this thing, I think, Jesus, you gotta be kidding----I'm a hobbyist, this is basically nothing but speed-rail, I could probably go to Home Depot and whip this up myself for, like, a hundred bucks...

Harry Pfarrer / Scene 89

Linda, the whole thing is crazy. It was crazy the first time, and you want to do it again? Break into the man's house? And why would----why would----you said the Russians didn't even want this stuff!

Ted Treffon / Scene 129

No! No, we don't want those idiots blundering around in this. Burn the body. Get rid of it. And keep an eye on everyone, see what they do. Report back when, um, I don't know. When it makes sense.

Gardner McC. Chubb / Scene 115

I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! You know I can't do that! We're operating off the map here, Ted! This is way higher than the police, it's higher than that!

Linda Litzke / Scene 129

Oh, I know you're trustworthy, I just... don't want to endanger other people with----I mean, it's a path I've chosen, it's not, you have to isolate, you know, a firewall.

Linda Litzke / Scene 117

She, she, she says she'll play ball if we pay for some... I know this sounds odd----some surgeries she wants. Cosmetic surgery. She says she'll sit on everything.

Palmer DeBakey Smith / Scene 149

Ozzie wasn't there. Our man surveying hears a gunshot, sees the Treasury guy wrestle something into his car, follows him; he dumps a body in the Chesapeake Bay.

Palmer DeBakey Smith / Scene 115

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