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1. UNKNOWN SCENE
This scene block serves as the title page for the screenplay "A Real Pain," crediting Jesse Eisenberg as the writer and indicating it is the final draft.
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2. INT. JFK AIRPORT - MORNING
The scene opens at JFK Airport in the morning, slowly zooming in on a young man named Benji Kaplan sitting alone on a bench with a melancholic expression, as Chopin's Nocturne plays. As the camera closes in, the title "A REAL PAIN" appears over his face.
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3. EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - DAY
David walks down a Brooklyn street while leaving a voicemail for Benji, reminding him about an early arrival for an event.
David
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4. EXT. BQE - DAY
David's Uber is stuck in traffic on the BQE.
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5. INT. UBER - DAY
David, riding in an Uber, leaves a series of voice messages for Benji, updating him on traffic conditions and apologizing for the multiple calls as he anticipates their meeting.
David
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6. INT. JFK AIRPORT - DAY
David arrives at JFK airport and is surprised by Benji, who has been there for hours and has already checked in; they catch up, and Benji reveals he brought weed for their trip to Poland, much to David's concern.
Benji Kaplan, David
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7. INT. JFK AIRPO RT HALLWAY - DAY
Two cousins walk toward security at JFK Airport, and David subtly disposes of a yogurt as they pass a garbage can.
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8. INT. JFK AIRPORT SECURITY -- DAY
At JFK airport security, Benji flirts with a TSA agent while David observes, impressed by his cousin's charisma. After clearing security, Benji tells David about the TSA agent, Jasmine, whose father works security for the Knicks.
Benji Kaplan, David
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9. INT. JFK AIRPORT GATE - DAY
At an airport gate, David tries to discuss their recent past and their deceased grandmother with Benji, who deflects the conversation while they exchange trail mix and prepare for their tour.
Benji Kaplan, David
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10. INT. AIRPLANE - DAY
Benji and David board an airplane, discuss their seat assignments, and Benji asks David to take the middle seat.
Benji Kaplan, David
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11. INT. AIRPLANE - DAY
On an airplane, David and Benji discuss their jobs, with David attempting to justify his digital ad sales work to a critical Benji, who then embarrasses David by insisting they pay attention to the flight attendant's safety demonstration.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT PA, Benji Kaplan, David
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12. INT. AIRPLANE - NIGHT
On an overnight flight, an exhausted David watches a video of his son, takes a pill, and eventually wakes a sleeping Benji after the plane lands.
ABE, David
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13. INT. WARSAW AIRPORT - EARLY MORNING
Exhausted from a flight, David and Benji walk through Warsaw Airport, where David offers breakfast, but Benji silently declines with a dark look.
David
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14. INT. WARSAW AIRPORT CUSTOMS AREA - MORNING
David and Benji pass through customs at Warsaw Airport; David is visibly nervous as Benji's bag goes through a sensor, while Benji remains calm.
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15. INT. WARSAW AIRPORT - MORNING
At Warsaw Airport, Benji appears tired after clearing customs, but quickly brightens upon spotting their driver and enthusiastically greets him.
Benji Kaplan, David
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16. INT. CAR - MORNING
While driving, Benji notices David watching a video of his son, Abe, who is fascinated by skyscrapers. Benji asks to see the video and is visibly moved, complimenting David on his son.
Benji Kaplan, David
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17. EXT. WARSAW - MORNING
The scene opens with a heading indicating an exterior shot in Warsaw in the morning, followed by a description of characters arriving at the Warsaw Central Hotel.
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18. INT. WARSAW HOTEL - MORNING
David and Benji check into their Warsaw hotel, where Benji receives a mysterious package that turns out to be mailed weed, much to David's surprise and relief. They discuss David's previous nervousness about carrying it through the airport.
RECEPTIONIST, Benji Kaplan, David
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19. INT. WARSAW HOTEL HALLWAY - DAY
Benji and David walk down a hotel hallway, where Benji affectionately expresses his happiness to be with David, who returns the sentiment.
Benji Kaplan, David
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20. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - DAY
In a Warsaw hotel room, Benji compliments David's feet, which leads to a conversation about their grandmother, before Benji takes a long shower with David's phone, leaving David to reflect on his feet.
Benji Kaplan, David
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21. INT. WARSAW HOTEL HALLWAY - MORNING
Benji and David walk down a hotel hallway, with Benji looking refreshed and David appearing exhausted.
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22. INT. WARSAW LOBBY - MORNIN G
David and Benjamin walk through their hotel lobby in Warsaw and are met by their British tour guide, James, who introduces himself and explains he was waiting for them. David and Benji apologize for being late, stating they wanted to shower first.
Benji Kaplan, David, James
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23. INT. WARSAW HOTEL RESTAURANT - DAY
James, a British tour guide, introduces himself and the tour's purpose to a small group of tourists in a Warsaw hotel restaurant, after which the group members, including Marcia, Diane and Mark, Eloge, and cousins Benji and David, introduce themselves and share their personal reasons for joining the trip, often related to their Jewish heritage or family history.
Marcia Kramer, Eloge, Diane Binder, David, Mark Binder, James
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24. EXT. WARSAW - MONTAGE
The scene is a montage showing the vibrant daily life of Warsaw, accompanied by Chopin's Etude.
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25. EXT. WARSAW GHETTO UPRISING MONUMENT - DAY
James begins a tour at the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Monument, explaining its significance as a tribute to Jewish heroes who fought back and dispelling the myth of passive victims. He emphasizes that while the tour will cover pain and suffering, it will also celebrate the resilience of the Jewish people.
James
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26. EXT. WARSAW STREET - DAY
A group walks along a street in Warsaw, passing a Soviet-era apartment block.
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27. EXT. WARSAW STREET - DAY
Benji buys water for his group but realizes he has no money to pay, so David provides him with Zlotys to complete the purchase.
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28. EXT. KRASINSKI GARDEN - DAY
While walking through Krasinski Garden, Benji and David discuss their American identity and Benji's observation of Marcia's sadness. Benji then approaches Marcia, who expresses a strong sentiment about people, and Benji comforts her, much to David's bafflement.
Marcia Kramer, Benji Kaplan, David
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29. EXT. WALICOW STREET - DAY
A group walks through the ruins of Warsaw, observing the stark contrast between the city's historical destruction and its modern European reconstruction, marked by bullet holes and new architecture.
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30. EXT. PLAC GRZYBOWSKI - D AY
Benji precariously skips along stones in a pond while a group patiently waits for him to finish his antics.
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31. EXT. PLAC GRZYBOWSKI CAFE - DAY
David and Benji meet at a cafe, where Benji shares details about a mutual acquaintance, Marcia, who is going through a difficult time after her husband left her and is now dating a "douchebag." The conversation becomes uncomfortable when Benji expresses reluctance to gossip, and the scene ends with them discussing their soup and a music cue.
Benji Kaplan, David
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32. EXT. KREDYTOWA STREET - DAY
The scene opens with a high-angle shot of a group walking down Kredytowa Street.
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33. EXT. WITOJERSKA STREET - DAY
On Witojerska Street during the day, a group passes a fragment of the old Ghetto Wall.
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34. EXT. WARSAW UPRISING MONUMENT - DAY
The group visits the Warsaw Uprising Monument where James gives a historical overview, after which Benji convinces most of the group to pose comically with the monument's bronze soldiers while David reluctantly takes pictures with everyone's phones.
Marcia Kramer, Eloge, David, Mark Binder, Diane Binder, James
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35. EXT. WARSAW HOTEL - NIGHT
The group enters a Warsaw hotel at night, with a pleasant atmosphere, but David feels somewhat excluded.
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36. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ELEVATOR -- NIGHT
Benji and David ride a hotel elevator with Eloge, Diane, and Mark, then exit on their floor, bidding the others goodnight.
Benji Kaplan
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37. EXT. WARSAW HOTEL HOTEL HALLWAY - NIGHT
The boys walk down a hotel hallway at night.
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38. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
David and Benji enter their hotel room, and Benji asks David to join him in the bathroom, which prompts a confused response from David.
Benji Kaplan, David
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39. INT. WARSAW HOTEL BATHROOM - NIGHT
Benji pulls David into a cramped hotel bathroom to express his deep gratitude for David joining him on the trip, acknowledging David's social discomfort. Benji then suggests they go back out to "share a J."
Benji Kaplan, David
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40. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
In a Warsaw hotel room, Benji complains about the window not opening wide enough to smoke, while David expresses his exhaustion and desire to sleep. Benji tries to persuade David to stay awake, shower, and smoke weed with him on the roof.
Benji Kaplan, David
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41. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ELEVATOR - NIGHT
David and Benji, in good spirits, ride an elevator in a Warsaw hotel at night.
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42. INT. WARSAW HOTEL HALLWAY OF TOP FLOOR -- NIGHT
Benji and David are in a Warsaw hotel hallway, where Benji, despite David's apprehension about an alarm, impulsively opens a door to the roof, finding it unexpectedly safe.
Benji Kaplan, David
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43. INT. WARSAW HOTEL STAIRWELL - NIGHT
The boys race up a hotel stairwell, and Benji opens the door to the roof.
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44. EXT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOF -- NIGHT
Benji and David are on a hotel roof in Warsaw, smoking and discussing David's feelings, which leads to Benji reminiscing about their past experiences in New York, taking a slightly sour turn as he recounts David's 'lightweight' behavior.
Benji Kaplan, David
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45. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ELEVATOR - NIGHT
The boys silently ride the elevator down in a Warsaw hotel at night.
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46. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
In a Warsaw hotel room, Benji and David reconcile over past comments about David's inability to stay awake during their late-night hangouts, with Benji ultimately expressing gratitude for David's presence.
Benji Kaplan, David
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47. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - MORNING
David wakes up in a Warsaw hotel room and observes Benji still sleeping, surrounded by mini vodka bottles.
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48. INT. WARSAW HOTEL BATHROOM - MORNING
David is in his hotel bathroom, first on a FaceTime call with Priya, then showering and shaving, and finally taking a pill.
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49. INT. WARSAW HOTEL ROOM - MORNING
David attempts to wake his sleeping cousin Benji, who seems to be in pain, reminding him they need to leave for the train.
David
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50. INT. WARSAW HOTEL HALLWAY - MORNING
Benji reluctantly follows David through a hotel hallway in Warsaw.
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51. EXT. WARSAW HOTEL - MORNING
The group waits outside a Warsaw hotel, where David apologizes for being late, and Benji humorously explains that David had just woken him up.
Benji Kaplan, David
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52. INT. WARSAW TRAIN STATION - DAY
The group walks through the Warsaw train station, and Benji takes in the sights with childlike wonder.
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53. INT. WARSAW TRAIN STATION PLATFORM - DAY
The group arrives at the Warsaw train station, where James announces they have first-class seats. As they board the train, David is happy while Benji appears skeptical.
Marcia Kramer, Diane Binder, James
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54. EXT. TRAIN - DAY
The scene opens with a shot of a train moving through the countryside of Central Poland.
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55. INT. TRAIN - DAY
While riding a first-class train in Poland, Benji expresses profound discomfort and guilt, comparing their privileged experience to the historical suffering of Jews, leading to a heated argument with David and other group members before he decides to move to the back of the train.
Marcia Kramer, David, Mark Binder, Diane Binder, James, Benji Kaplan
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56. INT. TRAIN CAR - DAY
David walks through a crowded train car, searching for Benji, but is unable to locate him.
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57. INT. SECOND TRAIN CAR - DAY
David finds Benji sitting alone in a train car and offers him food, prompting Benji to express his frustration about people always wanting to be happy.
Benji Kaplan, David
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58. EXT. POLAND COUNTRYSIDE - DAY
A train is shown speeding through the Polish countryside.
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59. INT. TRAIN - DAY
David wakes up on a train as it pulls into a station, and after a brief exchange with Benji, they both exit, with Benji appearing guilty.
Benji Kaplan, David
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60. EXT. KRASNIK PLATFORM - DAY
David and Benji realize they've missed their train stop, Lublin, and Benji, who didn't wake David, convinces him to sneak onto a train going the opposite direction to return without buying tickets.
Benji Kaplan, David
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61. INT. TRAIN - DAY
Benji and David attempt to ride a train without tickets, successfully bluffing their way past a conductor, which leaves David both nervous and surprisingly exhilarated.
Benji Kaplan, David, CONDUCTOR
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62. INT. FRONT CAR - DAY
David and Benji enter the front car of a train, excited about their journey. David realizes they are in first class, and Benji proudly states they earned it.
Benji Kaplan, David
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63. EXT. LUBLIN STATION -- DAY
The train arrives at Lublin Glowny Station, and the boys disembark, searching for the exit.
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64. EXT. LUBLIN STATION - DAY
The boys arrive late at Lublin Station, where James and the group are waiting, visibly irritated, and Benji apologizes, explaining that Dave fell asleep.
Benji Kaplan
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65. EXT. STAIRS TO CASTLE - DAY
As a group ascends a massive staircase leading to a castle, James delivers a monologue about Lublin's rich and diverse Jewish history, expressing his desire for an enlightening experience to understand the community's significant contributions.
James
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66. EXT. BRIDGE FROM ZAMKOWA STREET - DAY
As the group walks along a bridge towards the Jewish Gate, David discusses religion with Eloge, while Marcia and Benji bond over the concept of suffering and the pitfalls of wealth. James then instructs the group to imagine the vibrant Jewish Quarter that once stood beyond the gate, encouraging them to reflect on the past as they pass through.
Marcia Kramer, Eloge, David, James, Benji Kaplan
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67. EXT. LUBLIN - MONTAGE
James narrates over a montage of shots in Lublin, describing how the city holds hidden memories and emblems of its Jewish past, pointing out former Jewish sites like a Yiddish theater, a Yeshiva, and a Hebrew printing house.
James
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68. EXT. GRAVEL STREET - AFTERNOON
The group walks along a gravel street at the edge of town, where Benji playfully pinches David's cheek.
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69. EXT. CEMETERY � DUSK
At a Jewish cemetery, James provides historical facts about the site and the oldest tombstone, which irritates Benji who feels the tour is too focused on facts and not enough on the human element. After a tense exchange, James suggests the group place stones on the grave, a tradition Benji praises, but Benji later makes a sacrilegious joke while placing his stone, annoying David, Eloge, and James.
Marcia Kramer, Eloge, David, James, Benji Kaplan
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70. EXT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
The scene opens at night, establishing a lively restaurant in the old town of Lublin.
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71. INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
At a restaurant, a group discusses their families' immigrant experiences, but the conversation is punctuated by Benji's crassness and culminates in David revealing Benji's past suicide attempt, only for Benji to later reveal a hidden talent for piano, leaving the group with mixed feelings.
Marcia Kramer, Eloge, Diane Binder, Mark Binder, David, James
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72. EXT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
David leaves the restaurant alone and is increasingly bothered by Benji's music as he walks back to the hotel.
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73. INT. LUBLIN HOTEL ENTRANCE - NIGHT
David enters the Lublin hotel lobby at night, accompanied by a distorted version of Benji's music.
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74. INT. LUBLIN HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
David enters his hotel room, where he struggles to swallow a pill, and later attempts to call Priya, who doesn't answer. He then sits on the bed, lost in thought.
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75. INT. LUBLIN HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
David is woken up in the middle of the night by Benji entering and quickly leaving his hotel room, leaving David confused.
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76. INT. LUBLIN HALLWAY - DAY
David cautiously peeks out of a room into an empty hallway and utters a frustrated expletive.
David
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77. INT. LUBLIN HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
David quickly dresses in his hotel room, clearly annoyed.
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78. INT. LUBLIN HALLWAY - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
David walks through the hallway in the middle of the night, searching for Benji.
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79. INT. LUBLIN LOBBY - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
In the middle of the night, David speaks with the front desk staff at the Lublin Lobby, who inform him they have not seen Benji.
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80. INT. LUBLIN HOTEL ROOM - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
David lies in his hotel bed, agitated and concerned about Benji.